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I would probably spend a couple Billion on hookers and blow, and knowing me, waste the rest.

JK

I'd buy a small island that's only accessible to me and whoever I let on it with me. I'd hire a designated person to bring me my groceries and necessities for the rest of my life. I'd also hire a few security guards just incase someone ship wrecks off my island and tries to swim to it, they can get shot dead in the water.

I'd build an orphanage in Nicaragua. I was saddened by what I saw there when I was there. And yes, I understand a communist dictatorship and Satanism is responsible for conditions there. But still the people that suffer, especially the children, need relief, and hope. I saw a woman nearly die from an open would on her leg, like a boil, for a lack of $12 antibiotics. Honest, caring, nice people there that deserve better. If I was wealthy beyond any possible need it would be unconscionable to not help knowing firsthand what I've seen.

Set up my wife's family. Wife's mom is a retired nurse and takes care of many people, she needs support.

Hire full time people to take care of my mom and put her in her own house. See that she has an activity director and lots of people around her.

For us, get a pilots license and get certified on several kinds of planes. Own land in NE Oregon with an airstrip and hire maids for housework, gardeners for outside work not because I'm lazy, but to free me up to do what matters to me.

Start a charity here to help people that want to help themselves. Structure it so the more they contribute to their own improvement, the more advantages and help they receive.

Get involved in Oregon politics. Without the worry of making a living a person could devote himself to bettering the state for everyone by doing away with the lefts agendas, especially in schools, as it pertains to drug use, and the homeless.

Build RV parks. Many people have transitioned to RV living and RV parks are needed everywhere.

I'm sure there's more.

I read where the chances of them sending you the money by mistake was greater than winning the lottery, so I'm increasing my chances of winning, by not buying a ticket, but......

If they send me the money, I'll buy 2 pieces of property in Ms. One in the tunica hills out from Woodville and one north of Natchez.

On the first, I'll cut most of the pine timber, bulldoze up the stumps, and plant soybeans. Lots of hardwood still on the place and a really nice house. Invite friends to hunt. Patmos for those in the know.

On the other, the house burned several years ago and I dont know if it was replaced, so building a house is first priority. This place is on the high bluffs and over looks miles of delta bottom, which is part of the place. Duck hunters paradise. Again, invite friends to hunt.

Good sum to charities and churches.

I would first undercoat my old truck.

Then, keep about 10 million and give the rest away.

A 100 million dollar donation to GOA might make some press....

I would LLC every aspect of my life before I claim the ticket.

Hookers and blow…until death !

Call my investment guy and my lawyer and then disappear for 6 months or so.

Buy a kick-ass motor home and disappear.

Buy a farm, and farm until I go broke.

I'mma buy this ^^^ dude a farm/ranch in Eastern OR with the understanding I get to hunt on it whenever I want

Then, I'm gonna look for a section or two of public land surrounded by a private ranch and I'mma buy that ranch, cut off access to the public land, and make it ALL MINE basically...............just because that kinda scheidt pizzes me off to no end and sometimes it's good to be the pizzer instead of the pizzee. Gonna gather up all the water rights in the area I can too.

I'd likely find a good shop (Northern Dave's??) and send my Tacoma there for a complete redo, undercarriage, new paint, etc.

Then send the upholstery job to that dude the does the classy work on old Caddies and such.

Fix up a nice coursing course for the whippets (and their friends)

Finally be able to afford the 27 dogs I want.

And a coupla horsies, maybe a mule or three.

And build some really nice sheds for the migrant workers that will be necessary.


And of course, a really nice Gulag for the hens.

Edit to add:

I'm gonna hire this Antelope Sniper guy below my post to keep my finances straight. Might need a trust or something to buy that ranch and maybe I become a "caretaker" instead of a ranch owner. He seems like he sorta knows his scheidt, more than this retired biologist at least.

Bev,
After spending 20 years in the finance industry, I'd have a little different strategy about how I shared it.

1. Anyone who asked for money would get ZERO.

2. I'd limit gifts to 32k per person, per year, 64k max for couples to avoid the 50% gift tax.

3. If I wanted someone to receive more than that, they'd have to opportunity to interview for an employment opportunity, think about how Trump Family organization works. Of course they'd receive a great benefits package, think payed education, 150% 401k match, and no BS health care plan.

4. I'd facilitate some wealth transfers through trusts. As an example, I'd buy my parent property from them, probably through a trust that would grant them the right to use trust assets, such as their former property, and a CAT D6 or what ever other assets I wanted to put in the Trust, then hire him as a "caretaker" of the trust lands and pay him just under the cap for the Social Security phase out. So I could put over 100K a year in his hands, plus all the toys he could want to play with, with minimal tax implications and not be in a situation of paying inheritance tax if and when those assets revert back to me. Oh, and since he's now an employee, best health care in the world, and instead of paying gift taxes, I get a deduction.

Charity:
1. The Second Amendment Foundation.
2. I'd fund ballot issues designed to make liberal heads explode. I'd crowd source the idea's to The Fire. I'd confident you degenerates would come up with some good one's.

Passion Project:
Open the private school I'd want for my kids, K through Bachelors degree. It would the school most of you would chose for your kids, especially your sons, in other words, a real education without the B.S.

Property:
My main property would be not small and somewhere I could hunt deer, antelope, elk and prairie dogs all from the main house. I'd probably run a combination of Bison and cattle and exotics in what ever combination recommended by my ranch manager. I'd have another dozen to a score of properties scattered around the world optimized for three things, conducting business, killing shìt, and fücking hot women, think Trump meets Karamojo Bell, meets Andrew Tate.

Not tell anybody until all provisions and contingencies were in place.

Let the day job know they can kiss both sides of my ass.
Let Mom and Dad know they're set for life - you'll see X amount deposited in your account each month, spend or save how you see fit.
Same for wife's folks.

BIL/SIL get a generous one time sum - not enough to be done working, but enough to get WAY ahead if they're smart about it.

Other family, close or distant "You should hear it from me, you get nothing for nothing. Don't make it weird for both of us by asking. If this upsets you speak up, you can be culled from the Christmas card list post haste if thats how you want it to be".

Friends would be having some fun weekends on me.

Buy a large parcel of land, build a modest (by billionaire standards) home - huge pole shed. Let the rest work for me and set it up in trust for my son and any future kids.

I'd have a 1200 square foot house with a 45,000 square foot reloading/hunting/shooting/screwing around pole barn out back.

They take more than 25%

It would be fun to send some kids to trade school.

If Nugget win that powerball.. shoot I get me one of those soda dispensing machines like at the store, fix up my trailer so all the lights work, get a new tire and tubes for my bike, oh one of those headlights for it too, couple packages of socks and Superman underwear…

Oh ya, and good snow removal for said farm! 😀

Call Antelope Sniper...