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Last year she got a 1 carat solitaire princess cut diamond on white gold wedding ring. She's good for a couple years.

But I am thinking about buying her a kitten anyway just because. If I can find a Maine Coon between now and then.


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Gonna give her exactly what she asked for.

A shiny new divorce...

I gave mine one of those in 2014. I can't speak for her but I LOVED it!


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Pair of nice slippers, two pairs of flannel pajamas, and small digital bedside alarm clock. I want to shower her with diamonds and expensive jewelry but she says no. She's battling cancer and I'd give her the world if I could.

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Originally Posted by Morewood
Pair of nice slippers, two pairs of flannel pajamas, and small digital bedside alarm clock. I want to shower her with diamonds and expensive jewelry but she says no. She's battling cancer and I'd give her the world if I could.


Hate to hear that man. Thoughts, prayers, & crossed fingers it all works out.

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Originally Posted by shootem
The greatest Sex she’s had in 20 years

A Cucumber,..huh?

That was lame...



You know how to tell if a woman is hungry or horney?

Toss her a cucumber and she what she does with it.


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Prayers for her.


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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by Bristoe
Originally Posted by shootem
The greatest Sex she’s had in 20 years

A Cucumber,..huh?

That was lame...



You know how to tell if a woman is hungry or horney?

Toss her a cucumber and she what she does with it.


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Ask me again on December 24th.

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Chit it’s only November, do you think I plan that far ahead?


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Originally Posted by Morewood
Pair of nice slippers, two pairs of flannel pajamas, and small digital bedside alarm clock. I want to shower her with diamonds and expensive jewelry but she says no. She's battling cancer and I'd give her the world if I could.
Sorry to hear that hope she beats it.

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Nothing we quit that years ago. We got each other that's good enough.

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Cup of coffee

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The pretty Mohican?
She’s getting a custom made .243 I’m having made, hope it’s done soon.
I figure I have enough fishing rods.

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I’m thinking about freeze dryer.


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Not a fking thing.


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Not married
Got people in my house though.
Give em cash this week and am done.
Whole xmas deal went to crap when kids got into teens.

They were active in school stuff so always needed something.

The gift concept of BD and Xmas was wiped out.

Id just as soon skip thanksgiving and xmas.

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Dunnno..
Her B day is on the 29th also.
Was told long ago christmas and her B day were 2 seperate events and I was not allowed to combine them like her cheap azz parents did....

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Im truly blessed.
Mine can be tickled pink by a Kitchen Aid mixer or a dishwasher.
And has been.
I'm a terrible gift giver, and don't play a Christmas game.
The woman wants little, anything she wants I tell her to buy it,
Or buy it for her.

She used to have a little spot scrubber, a daughter broke it.

The 15 year old ask if I'd go in with her and buy mom a new one for Christmas. $120 and Em knew she would catch heck for spending that much. So I'm in on that. Hit a double, make them both happy.

No idea what I'll get her myself though.


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