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"You'd f*** a pile of rocks if you thought there was a rattlesnake under it."
In response to "let me know if you need anything," I'll holler like a mashed cat!
Don't be the darkness.
America will perish while those who should be standing guard are satisfying their lusts.
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"You make more noise than a skeleton j**king off inside of a trash can"
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Winter is coming, it will be colder than a witch's tit on a well digger's ass.
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Do you want a cookie? No, I want two cookies, and a glass of milk
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She could eat peas out of a bottle.
She could eat corn through a picket fence.
NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Tighter than a fishes arse. Tighter than Dick's hatband
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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That'll happen when pigs fly.
Dumber than a box of rocks.
Trying to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
Slicker than snot on a brass doorknob.
He could weld a monkey's ass to a brass doorknob.
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Campfire Tracker
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its for the children
we're all in this together
.... like tears in the rain
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"your mouth goes like a whippoorwills ass"
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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I could schit through a screen door and never touch a wire.
I have the back-door trots.
She's so ugly she would have to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
Also so ugly she would make a freight train take a dirt road.
That would make a lamb fight the butcher.
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You're so ugly your mama had to tie a pork chop around your neck to get the dogs to play with you.
You've got a beer income and a champagne appetite.
Don't be the darkness.
America will perish while those who should be standing guard are satisfying their lusts.
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When a country is well governed, poverty and a mean condition are something to be ashamed of. When a country is ill governed, riches and honors are something to be ashamed of . Confucius
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"harder than a honeymoon pecker"
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I'd rather do naked pushups in a dark room full of mouse traps.
I'd rather sandpaper a wildcat's ass in my underwear.
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I'd rather sandpaper a wildcat's ass in my underwear. (I can't imagine trying to get my underwear on a wildcat to try that.)
Don't be the darkness.
America will perish while those who should be standing guard are satisfying their lusts.
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I wouldn’t have that (insert name of worthless car, tool, etc. here…) up my azz if I had room for a sawmill.
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A friend of my dad's would say "you got to learn to pee in tall grass if you're going to run with the big dogs".
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He's as thick as a house brick and twice as dense.
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It is better to be thought of as a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
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When you walk out of Top's office you're going to have shoe polish on your breath
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