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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus by that Creepy little Mthr' Fcking' Michael Jackson... 5 times a fuggin' day on the only station that comes in clear in my shop...


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Last Christmas I gave you my heart

Some stupid song about snow in Africa this year (not likely, it's summer or tropical in Africa)

Some stupid song about seeing your ex in the store and snow turning into rain.

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Blue Christmas by Elvis

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Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Anything by the Chipmunks.


Alvin! Lionel! Theodore!!
I totally agree they suck but it's Alvin, Simon and Theodore. That made me lol for real. I tell people that their songs make me want to shoot chipmunks.


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Originally Posted by dassa
Some stupid song about seeing your ex in the store and snow turning into rain.

Dan Fogelberg.

If there is elevator muzak in hell, it's Red Sovine, Paul McCartney and Dan Fogelberg songs on an endless loop.

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Originally Posted by auk1124
Paul McCartney, Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time.

It's like he intentionally tried to write and sing the shìttiest song of all time, just to see if the rubes would play it on the radio. And they did.

I'd rather hear Yoko Ono having a gall bladder attack.


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He didn't try hard either. Repetitive is defined by that....song?


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Wow, tough crowd! I kinda like “Little Drummer Boy”. I think “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree” is kinda stupid but love it since seeing the Michael Jordan cut out moving on the toy train in “Home Alone”.

I agree with Slumlord that “Jingle Bell Rock” is the worst. But hating on Clapton’s song about his dead son? C’mon, man! Are you made of stone? Gotta confess though, I was just the other day singing Dan Folelberg’s song about his old lover. Oh, well.

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Hmmmm... How about Jingle Bell Rock?... With bagpipes! grin




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Originally Posted by BFaucett
Hmmmm... How about Jingle Bell Rock?... With bagpipes! grin



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Originally Posted by WMR
Wow, tough crowd! I kinda like “Little Drummer Boy”. I think “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree” is kinda stupid but love it since seeing the Michael Jordan cut out moving on the toy train in “Home Alone”.

I agree with Slumlord that “Jingle Bell Rock” is the worst. But hating on Clapton’s song about his dead son? C’mon, man! Are you made of stone? Gotta confess though, I was just the other day singing Dan Folelberg’s song about his old lover. Oh, well.

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When didnt get to leave at 10:00 PM like those lazy groids at McDonalds

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Originally Posted by RufusG
Originally Posted by auk1124
Paul McCartney, Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time.

It's like he intentionally tried to write and sing the shìttiest song of all time, just to see if the rubes would play it on the radio. And they did.

I'd rather hear Yoko Ono having a gall bladder attack.


+1000. Only thing worse than Trini Lopez
Didn't Jose' Feliciano do a sheety version of that Trini Lopez holiday hit? And what about "My Rusty Chevrolet"?

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Awww shucks fellas

Would this be a good time to discuss the edmund fitzgerald???

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Originally Posted by Valsdad
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.

doesn't really grate on my nerves, just reminds of my friend's family friend, Mr Perchetti.

2-3 drinks and off he goes with the Chestnut song. December, fuggin' high summer in August, didn't matter.

Hear it on the radio now, or on the Muzak in a store.............all I can think about is that dude singing it.
Jack Frost nipping at your hose.

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The mindset or mentality that even found this remotely entertaining or funny simply astounds me....
Even the later versions in color suuuuked azz.....


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I always thought that anything by Judas Priest makes for crappy Christmas carols…


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[quote=slumlord]Awww shucks fellas

Would this be a good time to discuss the edmund fitzgerald???[/quote

“Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?”. Yea, I’ve been to the shipwreck museum at Whitefish Point. I left with a lump in my throat. My floor mopping days at Kmart were done by 9pm, so there’s that.

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Originally Posted by AcesNeights
I always thought that anything by Judas Priest makes for crappy Christmas carols…

Sounds like a good rule of thumb 🤔

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Originally Posted by slumlord
Which one(s) ??



Little Drummer Boy


JFC
Beat me to it. I had a class in high school close to the mixed chorus room. I heard that thing from September to December one year, and I cringe when I hear it ever since......but I hate the "Dance of the Sugarplum Fairies" even worse. When I was a child. they drug me to my sister's ballet classes, and I've hated that tune since about 1960.

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Originally Posted by GAGoober
Anything by Kenny G or Michael Bolton.
I also enjoy Kenny's versions.

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"All I Want for Christmas is You" by Mariah Carey.

Or any song by that gold digger tart.

Absolutely despise her!!!


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