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So he’s the smartest clam?

Originally Posted by Beaver10
It’s becoming hard to select a winner for our top category. We’re not sure if our collective membership has all just reached a level of heightened intelligence with no clear winner easily chosen.

Yeah, that must be it - We’re all just as smart as Flave. It sure took us all long enough to catch up to him. All hail Flavor!

And now for the award for ‘The Smartest Man on Fire’

But first…We just received an urgent update with breaking news! We have just been informed that our secure ballot counting machines have somehow squirted out a brand new, single ballot winner for a category we didn’t plan to include.

Ballot regulations say we must submit to the members any new category and provide an award for it.

Here goes…* The Member most likely to get Pregnant by Johnny Burns *

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And the winner is rcamuglia. Congratulations to both John and Ric. 🍾🎈


Fück and Finally….* The Award for the Smartest Man on Fire *

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And the winner is Mr. John Burns. Congratulations to you buddy, you read the science and knew you’d clean house with award wins. You Rock!

This will bring us to a close of the 2022 Beaver Awards. This might be our last year, so we all hope you enjoyed yourselves and your winners for 2022.

-Beav Out!

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Originally Posted by Beaver10
And We’re Back…

Folk’s this is a New Category that was requested by some of you…Ok, it was SLM and Beav that came up with this one.

* The Fire’s Best Cross Dressing Hunter *

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While this category is a little odd, so is it’s award winner. He’s an incredible hunter and outdoorsman, but gawt damn, he sure has some wild fetishes. Because of that, SLM and I decided he needed a special award for being cool in all things womenswear.

And the winner is T_Inman, aka Tiny, TinCock, and TinyCock. Congratulations 🎈🍾


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Originally Posted by crittrgittr
Originally Posted by slumlord
Whut in the Randy Travisty goin on herr


I'll second that. Smartest man WTF? Beav tour tabulator is fugged up.

Dominion?

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I for one am waiting for Jag to chime in and explain this to us.


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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Does Beave have a strange orange tint to his nether regions?


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Originally Posted by RUM7
Does Beave have a strange orange tint to his nether regions?

Oh fück!


























Follow the crumbs.


Originally Posted by 16penny
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Originally Posted by kingston
I for one am waiting for Jag to chime in and explain this to us.

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Originally Posted by kingston
I for one am waiting for Jag to chime in and explain this to us.

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Another great job on the BEAVER AWARDS beaver10!


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[quote=Beaver10]And we’re back…

Sometimes posts and threads just don’t go the way the OP hoped it would.

* The award for the Fire Member who is Most Misunderstood *

And the winner is

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Congratulations, Ballz 🍾🎈🎊

Now that we're all on the same page, are you limey sunsabitches going to start paying attention? It ain't rocket surgery.

LOL


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Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Great Job Beav !!!!!!
Appreciate the work !

Sorry if I missed this category,

( I would humbly submit: member I would like to hunt with / share a campfire with ~ Gunner500)

Apologies for forgetting this years Beaver Award for * Fire Member who most would want to hunt with *

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We were drinking a lot while running the show and someone forgot to put this award up for viewing.

And the winner is Gunner500. Congratulations, Jerry 🍾


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Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Great Job Beav !!!!!!
Appreciate the work !

Sorry if I missed this category,

( I would humbly submit: member I would like to hunt with / share a campfire with ~ Gunner500)

Apologies for forgetting this years Beaver Award for * Fire Member who most would want to hunt with *

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We were drinking a lot while running the show and someone forgot to put this award up for viewing.

And the winner is Gunner500. Congratulations, Jerry 🍾

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Brother Beaver;
Good evening to you my friend, I trust that despite all the effort you've put in you're still feeling well overall.

Thanks once more for the time you've put in with the Beaver Awards, they're always good for a smile.

Sincere thanks again too for the continued kindness you and the rest here show me.

I very much appreciate it and am at an uncharacteristic loss for words.

Best to you all in 2023 and thanks again.

Dwayne

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Originally Posted by crittrgittr
Originally Posted by slumlord
Whut in the Randy Travisty goin on herr


I'll second that. Smartest man WTF? Beav tour tabulator is fugged up.

Dominion?

Ah, well, umm, allegedly there was a Wyoming Arms carbine that was shipped…Just for testing purposes, of course.

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Lol

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Originally Posted by RUM7
Does Beave have a strange orange tint to his nether regions?

That’s what happen when you have a giant cock. People want to eat and then touch it.

Whatcha eating?

Lol

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Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by crittrgittr
Originally Posted by slumlord
Whut in the Randy Travisty goin on herr


I'll second that. Smartest man WTF? Beav tour tabulator is fugged up.

Dominion?

Ah, well, umm, allegedly there was a Wyoming Arms carbine that was shipped…Just for testing purposes, of course.

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Lol

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Flashlight in front of the scope FOV? WTF


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Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by crittrgittr
Originally Posted by slumlord
Whut in the Randy Travisty goin on herr


I'll second that. Smartest man WTF? Beav tour tabulator is fugged up.

Dominion?

Ah, well, umm, allegedly there was a Wyoming Arms carbine that was shipped…Just for testing purposes, of course.

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

Lol

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Flashlight in front of the scope FOV? WTF

I hope it was placed there only for ease of shipping.

Lol

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You forgot the Beaver Award for the Biggest Lying Plagiarist on duh fire’:

Originally Posted by chlinstructor
is understood today as chronic dissociative psychopathology that most often develops in response to severe abuse in childhood. The dissociative component is a manifestation of a defense mechanism out of control. The person with a biopsychological capacity to dissociate flees inward from overwhelming abuse or feared abuse.
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Multiple personality disorder is understood today as chronic dissociative psychopathology that most often develops in response to severe abuse in childhood. The dissociative component is a manifestation of a defense mechanism out of control. The person with a biopsychological capacity to dissociate flees inward from overwhelming abuse or feared abuse. When continuing abuse perpetuates dissociations and they are chained by common affective themes, the foundations of multiple personality disorder are laid. Although the disorder has its roots in childhood, most patients are not diagnosed with this condition until 20 to 50 years of age. Many have received several prior, erroneous diagnoses of mental or physical disorders or both over a period of 7 or more years. Failure of diagnosis is an indication of the multiple factors that contribute to making this a covert disorder. Diagnosis and management begin at the same place: the establishment of trust and therapeutic alliance between patient and therapist.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2252069/

And the award for the Biggest Lying Plagiarist on 24hourcampfire, because he can’t think for himself, with the above evidence to prove the award was fairly earned goes to:

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Originally Posted by Fireball2
Now that we're all on the same page, are you limey sunsabitches going to start paying attention? It ain't rocket surgery. LOL

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Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Flashlight in front of the scope FOV? WTF

I hope it was placed there only for ease of shipping.

Lol

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Just look around it.

That's what I do.

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