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We were at our youngest sons place for Christmas dinner and my wife found out that they had an ass washer in their bathroom toilet, tried it out and liked it. So, when we get home she orders one online. Just installed it today & was the first to try it out, standing in front of the toilet of course.

I love mine so much I bought a portable one for on the go. Toilet paper is savages

It’s for men that pay someone to mow their yard and paint their house.

A cold shot of water on your ass after your morning crap should help wake you up.

We’ll never be without one again but we travel a fair bit and I hate not having one during our travels, do you have a link for the portable one that you use Irving?….thanks.

Emptied a bottle of Immodium this week. Could have used one of those.
Thankfully it's only one step from stool to shower.

I like watching my guy mow the lawn when it's 105 out here while I am sipping a cold adult beverage. I got nothing to prove by doing work I can pay a Meskin' $50 a month to do.

I was skeptical when the add popped up but it's legit broken down about the size of a double d cell flashlight link

Our well water is pretty damn cold & as I was down stairs putting my tools away, I could hear my wife hootin' & laughing as she tried it out for the first time. She even had the dogs barking.

Your supposed to buy the one with the heated seat, blow dryer, and water heater. Mine was 150 on black Friday. And it's nice not having to worry how clean everything is down there is the significant other decides to get frisky out of the blue.

It really comes in handy when you have a shoulder or arm or hand injury when paper works needs to done....

Thanks. 👍🏼👍🏼

No.

I've tried them. They aren't bad. Guess I'm a savage because I can swing either way. Bi-ass cleaner? Not sure I like that moniker.

My wife worked with a lady that had them installed in their house and when my wife asked her about it, the coworker looked at her and asked a single question. “ if you step in a pile of dog crap, would you rather wash it off your shoes or wipe it off your shoes?” I figured she had a good point.

I pay people to mow the lawn. My time is worth more than what it costs to pay them to mow 3 acres of grass.

I tried one once and thought it was the most disgusting thing ever. I stream of water hitting me right in the O ring followed by a warm, gentle breeze. I will take an outhouse over that any day. Hell, even Baby wipes are better than feeling like I took my ass through the carwash. If your dump was that catastrophic, just in the shower afterwards.