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I did . Playing on the monkey bars in school . Woke up with a hellish headache.

I didn't do it myself but we were playing baseball in the 5th Grade and I was playing catcher. I reached for a short throw and the batter decided to hit it anyway. He stroked me along side the head with the bat and knocked me out cold for several minutes and broke my jaw. It made for a long and unpleasant bus ride home!

Ouch !!!!!

dirt bike & rodeo stuff yes .... the amount of concussions would scare the NFL..

Tried that autoerotica shiet, woke up with a handfull of goo

Was it yours or the monkeys?

I hit a guy in the fist so hard with my jaw that I was knocked out for a few seconds once. I'll bet his knuckles hurt for three days after that.

Only close once. Three years ago, fast stepping in out of Lowe's, while looking down to stuff debit card back in my wallet. Young lady that checked me must have hit the close button on 20 foot wide roll up door. Can't hear for chit, and my brow line hit the bottom edge of the door as I was cruising out. Saw stars when I hit the deck , but never tapped.

No.

Dude, you're A Okay in my book but tell me WTF is up with the monkey? Do you know what Autoerotica is?

I almost did. I walked into some 2x8's that were hanging out over the raised tailgate of my pickup. They caught me just over my eyebrows. I fell backwards on the ground. It took me a minute to get back up and for my eyes to focus. About one minute later I was stung by a black wasp between my upper and lip and nose. I had to go set down for a while to recover. My head hurt in 2 places.

kwg

I’ve tried several times….never quite succeeded! 😁 memtb

Heck yeah! You need the monkey as your safety net.

Of course I have. I was probably 11 or 12 and we were at the park with my family for a picnic when I went down the slide on my tennis shoes…they grabbed and my head hit the slide. After I came to my dad offered me a cup with Bartles & James wine cooler thinking it would make me feel better.

A couple months ago I hit my head on the bucket of the tractor I was loading. It didn’t knock me out but it knocked me down hard. I split my head, broke my wrist, screwed my back and tore my shoulder that was recently repaired. I’m damn good at hurting myself and I always do it in grand style….I’m by far the biggest threat to my own safety and well-being. 😂

Yep.

Take comfort in the fact people would pay good money to see that level of entertainment.

Does blackout drunk count?

Wait! If THAT counts then I have done it 1,000's of times!

Nope, but I did catch a long fly ball from a game I wasn't playing, in the side of my head when I was in 6th grade. I remember a bluish burst that looked sort of like fire combined with a falling sensation, (because I was). I woke up asking for help, probably because I had no clue what had happened.

I was no worse for the wear, and I got to go home early that day.

I also lost consciousness when I once tried to ride my banana seat Schwinn Stingray down a very steep hill. That one took a little bit longer to wake up from.