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Hasn't been bad, have only had to go twice so far.
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
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I just did that right before Christmas. It was a first for me.
I made sure to have some of the most expensive, softest toilet paper I could buy. Not the 600 grit my wife usually buys.
Had some baby wipes too.
It seemed to make the whole experience a little less traumatic, lol.
Good luck sir! Two words…..Baby Wipes, as mentioned above 😁
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I have never had one and don't plan on it. There are things worse than dying and having someone stick something up my exhaust pipe is one of them and I sure as HELL am not going to PAY someone to violate me. Best of luck with your "procedure". It's so you don't die of ass cancer, which would be undoubtedly worse than a simple butt scope. So what should I die from? I mean seriously, no one gets out alive.
I am always looking for factory wood stocks!
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Going to go eat at Pappadeaux's for lunch tomorrow.
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
Roger V Hunter
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I have never had one and don't plan on it. There are things worse than dying and having someone stick something up my exhaust pipe is one of them and I sure as HELL am not going to PAY someone to violate me. Best of luck with your "procedure". I gotta say...thats one of the dumbest things I've ever read. Dying of rectal or colon cancer is a chit ton worse than an occasional colonoscopy. Heck, I think it's a great nap !
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magnesium citrate is the worst
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
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Good luck in the am Roger.
Just think, tomorrow someone is going to get paid to rape you...........
Paul
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Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
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I have never had one and don't plan on it. There are things worse than dying and having someone stick something up my exhaust pipe is one of them and I sure as HELL am not going to PAY someone to violate me. Best of luck with your "procedure". I gotta say...thats one of the dumbest things I've ever read. Dying of rectal or colon cancer is a chit ton worse than an occasional colonoscopy. Heck, I think it's a great nap ! Please educate me on what you feel is the proper way for ME to die? I don't go to doctors or take pills. That is just the way I want it.
I am always looking for factory wood stocks!
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chit storm ... just took the first dose of magnesium citrate. Sitting here in a hotel in Mcallen, getting the butt scope in the morning . Flave could prolly save you a few bucks on that. LOL
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chit storm ... just took the first dose of magnesium citrate. Sitting here in a hotel in Mcallen, getting the butt scope in the morning . Put some baby ointment around the sphincter or it will be the ring of fire.
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After your procedure tomorrow you will probably start experiencing the urge to purchase a 6.5 Need more or a .270 winchester.........
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I start the prep tomorrow night for a Friday morning date with the doc. Third time for me since I have a family history of colon cancer.
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chit storm ... just took the first dose of magnesium citrate. Sitting here in a hotel in Mcallen, getting the butt scope in the morning . Don't forget a supply of towels to sit on for the trip there and back and a big box of wipeys and some hand sanitizer and clean clothes. Once that stuff takes hold and starts working, there's no human that ever lived that can shut the gate. Good Luck
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I have never had one and don't plan on it. There are things worse than dying and having someone stick something up my exhaust pipe is one of them and I sure as HELL am not going to PAY someone to violate me. Best of luck with your "procedure". It's so you don't die of ass cancer, which would be undoubtedly worse than a simple butt scope. So what should I die from? I mean seriously, no one gets out alive. I have never had one and don't plan on it. There are things worse than dying and having someone stick something up my exhaust pipe is one of them and I sure as HELL am not going to PAY someone to violate me. Best of luck with your "procedure". It's so you don't die of ass cancer, which would be undoubtedly worse than a simple butt scope. So what should I die from? I mean seriously, no one gets out alive. Good college buddy of mine had the same attitude as you. He survived but has been shiiting in a bag for 20 plus years. That would be swell.
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After your procedure tomorrow you will probably start experiencing the urge to purchase a 6.5 Need more or a .270 winchester......... ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/BlRRYxJh.jpg)
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I have never had one and don't plan on it. There are things worse than dying and having someone stick something up my exhaust pipe is one of them and I sure as HELL am not going to PAY someone to violate me. Best of luck with your "procedure". It's so you don't die of ass cancer, which would be undoubtedly worse than a simple butt scope. So what should I die from? I mean seriously, no one gets out alive. I have never had one and don't plan on it. There are things worse than dying and having someone stick something up my exhaust pipe is one of them and I sure as HELL am not going to PAY someone to violate me. Best of luck with your "procedure". It's so you don't die of ass cancer, which would be undoubtedly worse than a simple butt scope. So what should I die from? I mean seriously, no one gets out alive. Good college buddy of mine had the same attitude as you. He survived but has been shiiting in a bag for 20 plus years. That would be swell. Well, I guess you better watch the obituaries and plan on coming to an epic estate sale then.
I am always looking for factory wood stocks!
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been there a few times. the prep is far worse than the procedure. just get through it think nothing of it it could save your life it has mine three times
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It's been 5 hours since your post, I'm assuming you're just about turned inside out and your turd tunnel now shines like a new penny.
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
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It's been 5 hours since your post, I'm assuming you're just about turned inside out and your turd tunnel now shines like a new penny. hasn't been that bad.
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
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