A man gets sent to prison, upon entry into the prison he starts crying, the guard tries to console him.
Guard: Oh come on now, prison really isn't that bad, we have a lot of fun around here.
Prisoner: Really?
Guard: Oh heck yeah, do you like baseball.
Prisoner: Yes
Guard: Well on Mondays we play baseball, you'll like Mondays. Do you like Hockey?
Prisoner: Yes
Guard: Well on Tuesdays we play Hockey, I think you gonna like Tuesdays too. Do you like dancing?
Prisoner: Sure!
Guard: On Wednesdays we have dancing and dance lessons, you'll like Wednesdays too, see it's not so bad. If I may ask, are you a Homosexual?
Prisoner: NO SIR!, I'm straight as an arrow!
Guard: Oh boy, yer not gonna like Thursdays......
Post'em up fellers!
