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Mine is:
"Does the rag smell like chloroform to you?"
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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Campfire Outfitter
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Posts: 67,563 Likes: 69
Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 67,563 Likes: 69 |
“Would you like feel my colostomy bag?…it is soooo warm”
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Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 26,688 Likes: 22
Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 26,688 Likes: 22 |
What's for breakfast?
Do you have an alarm clock?
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Posts: 46,288 Likes: 15
Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 46,288 Likes: 15 |
"Do you know Emerson?"
"Cause Emerson nice ones."
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 14,317 Likes: 3
Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 14,317 Likes: 3 |
Its all right to be white!!
Stupidity left unattended will run rampant
Don't argue with stupid people, They will drag you down to their level and then win by experience
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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Do ya want to go out for pizza and sex? No? What, you don't like pizza?
I am always looking for factory wood stocks!
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
Joined: Oct 2012
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Kiss a RabbitEver kiss a rabbit between the ears?
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Posts: 6,448 Likes: 10
Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
Joined: Feb 2015
Posts: 6,448 Likes: 10 |
Are you from Ireland? Cause when I look at you my dick starts Dublin’.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
3-7-77
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Campfire Greenhorn
Joined: Jan 2011
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You don’t sweat much for a fat chick
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Posts: 9,720
Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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Hey, don't be so picky, I wasn't.
Official member of "The Clan of Turd-like People" ![[Linked Image]](https://i.postimg.cc/050xcBLB/Abbyand-Rum.jpg)
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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Mine is:
"Does the rag smell like chloroform to you?" Use Ether. Chloroform is creepy. 
I am always looking for factory wood stocks!
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Posts: 759
Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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In a grocery store .....
Go to some woman in the produce section buying cucumbers and say "mine's bigger".
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Posts: 15,903 Likes: 2
Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
Joined: Nov 2009
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Are you married? No.
Do you want to get married? No.
Have you got a boyfriend? No.
You and I need to have lunch/go get a drink together, cause we got 3 things in common. What?
I'm not married, I dont want to get married, and I dont have a boyfriend, either! Usually laughs and off we go.
Course, I haven't used that line in over 45 years, but back in the day....
Another one... On a nice pleasant day, drive up the the girls college dorm parking lot on your motorcycle, and just sit there. Wont be long before one of the girls will ask you to 'take them for a ride'....
Old Turd- Deplorable- Unrepentant Murderer- Domestic Violent Extremist
Just "Campfire Riffraff and Trash"
This will be my last post! Flave 1/3/21
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Posts: 1,275
Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
Joined: May 2004
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"I know milk does a body good but damn baby how much have you been drinking?"
"Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you."
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Posts: 23,692 Likes: 3
Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
Joined: Dec 2013
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Wanna get a pizza and Fugk?
What, you don’t like pizza?!
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Posts: 46,288 Likes: 15
Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 46,288 Likes: 15 |
When I'm in West VA:
"Nice tooth, baby."
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Posts: 39,401 Likes: 65
Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 39,401 Likes: 65 |
I can lick my own eyebrow
Me
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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Have you ever had your belly button licked?
Yes.
From the inside?
Hey baby, my balls would look good on your chin!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Aug 2002
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Au baah feh feh tseh woh, woh yeh dyeng woh ha?
(What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?)
Sehsehyaah yebeshia, nanso meh djedje seh meh nim woh da daah da.
(We’ve just met but I feel like I’ve known you all my life).
In case you meet an Ashanti girl.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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