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You silver-tongued smooth-talkers! 😂 That’s why you’re sitting at home chatting with guys on the Fire!
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I had a problem picking up girls, and turned to a friend for advice.
His reply: "Just watch me!" as he approached a pretty girl and said to her:
"Tickle your ass with a feather?"
She screamed, "WHAT?" - My friend feigned surprise and said, "Particularly nasty weather."
The girl turned red, laughed, and soon they walked off together, hand in hand.
I said to myself: "I can do that!" I approached a pretty girl and said:
"Hey Lady! Stick my thumb up your ass??? She screamed, "WHAT?"
I said, "Pretty fuggin' cold out, ain't it?"
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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Mmmm mmm mmm ……all those curves and you know I ain’t got no brakes!
You only live once, but...if you do it right, once is enough.
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I had a problem picking up girls, and turned to a friend for advice.
His reply: "Just watch me!" as he approached a pretty girl and said to her:
"Tickle your ass with a feather?"
She screamed, "WHAT?" - My friend feigned surprise and said, "Particularly nasty weather."
The girl turned red, laughed, and soon they walked off together, hand in hand.
I said to myself: "I can do that!" I approached a pretty girl and said:
"Hey Lady! Stick my thumb up your ass??? She screamed, "WHAT?"
I said, "Pretty fuggin' cold out, ain't it?" I was rolling. Well done!
I am always looking for factory wood stocks!
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Posts: 151,837 Likes: 20
Campfire Savant
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I have a big dick, wanna see it
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Posts: 8,793
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l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
- Del Gue
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Cheers, Frazer is showing the boys how to pickup girls, "I'm married, but I'm not dead.? Then, Litith is here, isn't she?" 
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Regular
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Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
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Posts: 31,050 Likes: 4
Campfire 'Bwana
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Joined: Nov 2011
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Here's a couple of lines I like to sprinkle in. These are not opening lines, just things I like to sprinkle in:
Don't worry, I'm not going to sleep with you tonight.
What did you say? I didn't hear you. I was too busy objectifying you.
I have a really important question for you. Do you sleep on the right side, or the left side of the bed, because if you sleep on the right side, this just isn't going to work out.
You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.
You cannot over estimate the unimportance of nearly everything. John Maxwell
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Posts: 10,016 Likes: 1
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Are your pants made out of a mirror?
Because I can see myself in them
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Posts: 61,005 Likes: 18
Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Sep 2011
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Used on me, "I'm not going to kiss you."
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 24,286 Likes: 11
Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 24,286 Likes: 11 |
DO you have any Irish in you?
Want some?
works like a charm March 17th especially in Irish bars later in the day
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Do you wanna play zombie? You can lay on the floor and i can eat you while you scream
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Hey is you and your friend interested in a stud? Ill bring the std and she can bring u
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Campfire Member
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There was a good looking lady cashier at Walmart and I was determined to pick her up so I go through her line and buy some Magnum condoms. Me-"You wanna go out tonight", April-"No, I don't think so. Do you need your receipt?" Me-"Yeah, looks like I need to get a refund."
Plugged her the next weekend
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Campfire Savant
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Campfire Savant
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Girl your name must be pfizer because you just made my heart stop
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