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Well, they aren't really Lesbians. I later found out they're Valkyries, but they live of the road from the shaman in a trailer. I was testing out one of those AI programs that generate images from descriptions. I fed it a description of the neighbors, and this is what it spit back:



Pretty darn good for a first attempt. The AI completely embarrassed itself when I tried to add in the matchine pearlescent Harleys with Ape Hangers and Peanut Tanks. Oh well, I guess some things are left to the imagination.

Bet you wish they looked like that!

I gave it: Pooh Bear with his Assault Wheelbarrow. This is what it gave me:

Here is what it rendered when I asked it to show the 300 Buckhammer



And here is what it gave me when I asked to see the shaman going deer hunting:

Have it do a whole movie.

"The Muppets Take Fallujah"

Do you have contact information for those two demure lasses? Asking for a friend. And me.

Got some genuine card carrying bulldykes in the neighborhood huh????


That is always nice..
So nice...


🥴🥴🤣🤣

I'll take the one on the right. At my age she would probably kill me. But I would die happy.

I am confused about the silver blade like thing projecting from the one Valkarie's hip... Since she appears to be holding a black sword thing in a stabby grip with her right hand..

Maybe a scabbard?

Kinda like “ Weird Science”

You got that from this? Delete that program.

That’s damn funny

A trailer off road out in the sticks, Harleys.

Lebanese or not, sounds like they have a cool set up.

You see, the shaman's neighbors are not Lesbians. They are Valkyries. They are the handmaidens of Odin and they only consort with fallen heroes. They live up the road in a trailer, but they are hardly home at all. Mostly they go roaring off together, all hours of the day and night, on their matched twin pearlescent Harleys with ape hangers and peanut tanks.

The shaman and pooh go up for visits occasionally, Kira and Regan will invite us up for a soak in the hot tub, where we drink Kvass from large mugs that never empty.

As they are fictional beings, created just for the amusement of my fellow campers, I had never seen a representation of them. I found a new online AI tool called Blue Willow and Kira and Regan were the first things that popped into my head. I wrote a description, and the AI rendered an image based on the description.

"On a lonely road two beautiful blonde valkyrie women in white buckskins, holding swords aloft look at a thunderstorm. ultra-realistic"

That was what I fed it. The anomaly in the foreground was the AI's attempt to render a sword, but it got lost. That happens a lot. If you look at the rendering of the "The shaman goes deer hunting," you will see the same sort of goofiness.

The database that the AI runs on was compiled in 2021, so the 300 Buckhammer did not exist. It made its best guess. Someone really needs to teach it about firearms-- and motorcycles. Yeesh, it didn't get motorcycles worth a crap.

Ahh the adventures of Kira....I have missed those...

 
Not AI generated.

Ok lay off the sauce for a while. It's time for a time out.

I was playing with AI the past few days and I tried feeding ChatGPT a title "Turkey Hunting Tips and Tricks" and letting it write a script. I then fed it to Pictory to build a video and then published it to Youtube.

They say Turkey Hunting is the hardest game on the North American Continent. It's certainly well beyond an AI to tell you how to do it. I did get a chuckle out of the result


It took about 30 minutes for it all to happen. I just sat and watched.

I also asked ChatGPT: Tell me how to go Turkey Hunting

Its response was:

1. Obtain a hunting license and turkey tag for the state you are hunting in.

2. Scout for turkeys in the area. Look for signs such as tracks, feathers, dusting areas, and droppings.

3. Choose a spot to set up your blind or decoys.

4. Use calls to attract turkeys to your area.

5. Wait patiently and be prepared to shoot when a turkey enters your shooting range.

6. After shooting, tag your turkey, process it, and store it properly.


Wow! Simple as that.