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She was out of school today for snow calls me sobbin n cryin around lunch time.Barely audible I’m thinking wtf🤷♂️🤷♂️is going on.Possum broke into the hen house and singled out her pet autistic hen named beep.Ripped her head clean off I got home we buried it her sobbing the entire time kinda broke my heart.
I found where it dug in and setting a live trap tonight she told me to wake her up in the night when it goes off shes gonna kill that sons a bitch for what he has done I’m looking forward to it Poor girl. Pets that are disadvantaged really tear at the heartstrings. Give her hugs, revenge only feels good for a few minutes.
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Hell hath no fury...............
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Catch that bastàrd, tie it to a block of Tannerite and let her send it off in a thousand pieces! Best idea yet!
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Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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Ok, since no one else is going to ask....... How do you diagnose a hen as autistic??? WTF
PS: hope you catch the opossum (the other white meat) We had a retarded chicken around here, we could tell because he fell into its drinking water and didn't think good enough to lift its head outa the water and drowned lol.
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Miss Lillie SCB chased a rabbit into a 5' long piece of 4" PVC today...
2 hour bark fest until I carried my lazy ass outside to see what was going on.
I loosed the rabbit... it was epic after that.
Good luck to your daughter.
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The sweetness of revenge is learned at a young age, sometimes violence is the answer. Violence is never the wrong choice.
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How does she know it’s an opossum? Whatever it was, I hope it gets it’s just do. Attacking retard chickens has it’s revenge.
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The only thing this thread is missing is Jesus.
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Is an autistic chicken what rcamuglia posted he ate last night?
The last time that bear ate a lawyer he had the runs for 33 days!
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The only thing this thread is missing is Jesus. He is everywhere. Remember he said, "I am".
The last time that bear ate a lawyer he had the runs for 33 days!
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Is an autistic chicken what rcamuglia posted he ate last night? Nasty over-cooked greasy chicken. And that's his vocation?
Epstein didn't kill himself.
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Or weasel. Little bastids go for the head. Saw a whole hen house cleaned out by a weasel once. Took the heads off them all. Killed them all because he could. There was snow on so we saw the tracks.
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She was out of school today for snow calls me sobbin n cryin around lunch time.Barely audible I’m thinking wtf🤷♂️🤷♂️is going on.Possum broke into the hen house and singled out her pet autistic hen named beep.Ripped her head clean off I got home we buried it her sobbing the entire time kinda broke my heart.
I found where it dug in and setting a live trap tonight she told me to wake her up in the night when it goes off shes gonna kill that sons a bitch for what he has done I’m looking forward to it Ethyl Edwards ?... Scalp that Possum SumBitch!...
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Or weasel. Little bastids go for the head. Saw a whole hen house cleaned out by a weasel once. Took the heads off them all. Killed them all because he could. There was snow on so we saw the tracks. Had that thought too.
The last time that bear ate a lawyer he had the runs for 33 days!
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Good thing the raccoons like water, as we haven't seen any, or sign, around this place yet. And we don't have possums up here that I have ever heard of.
Skunks, badgers, foxes, 'yotes, bobcat, lions, and the news is there's a couple of bears in the area now too.
But no possumses.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
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Is an autistic chicken what rcamuglia posted he ate last night? ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/T16cG5GQ/1-E8-DBA76-0-DAB-4801-B127-B9-D8-BF67213-D.gif) 😂
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Or weasel. Little bastids go for the head. Saw a whole hen house cleaned out by a weasel once. Took the heads off them all. Killed them all because he could. There was snow on so we saw the tracks. I'm with these guys.
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Discourage digging.
Clear a strip 2 or 3 feet wide around the henhouse, a couple of inches deep. Lay down a 2 or 3 ft wide layer of 1 inch chicken wire, hardware cloth, scrap chain link, etc. Fasten it down with some big DIY staples made from heavy wire. Cover it with the removed dirt.
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Just a suggestion, but it might behoove you to check out the trap before you go out with your daughter. I wouldn’t be surprised one bit if it had a cat in it.
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