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Re: Emergency food stocks for your 14ft bass boat slumlord #18109482 02/07/23 Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 8,192 Likes: 4 T TheKid Campfire Outfitter TheKid Campfire Outfitter T Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 8,192 Likes: 4 Don’t forget the piss bat. Cut both ends off a whiffle ball bat. Stick it over the gunwhale little end first and piss in the big end. Keeps the piss off the side of the boat.

Re: Emergency food stocks for your 14ft bass boat TheKid #18109496 02/07/23 Joined: Jun 2010 Posts: 9,470 J Jcubed Campfire Outfitter Jcubed Campfire Outfitter J Joined: Jun 2010 Posts: 9,470 Originally Posted by TheKid Don’t forget the piss bat. Cut both ends off a whiffle ball bat. Stick it over the gunwhale little end first and piss in the big end. Keeps the piss off the side of the boat. How do you piss on the boat? Beer?

Re: Emergency food stocks for your 14ft bass boat Rock Chuck #18109499 02/07/23 Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 67,176 Likes: 38 TN slumlord OP Campfire Kahuna OP slumlord Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 67,176 Likes: 38 TN Originally Posted by Rock Chuck Do you have a good quality water filter? Some lakes aren't fit to drink from as is and dehydration is much more likely than starvation. This is wabigoon’s boat The moron is only 300 yards from the cabin. He can just yell for help Or toot his horn

Re: Emergency food stocks for your 14ft bass boat slumlord #18109504 02/07/23 Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 11,389 SW Missouri Cheesy Campfire Outfitter Cheesy Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 11,389 SW Missouri My wife thinks a 3 hour trip on the lake needs packed like we are going on the Lewis & Clark Expedition.

Re: Emergency food stocks for your 14ft bass boat BigDave39355 #18109510 02/07/23 Joined: Aug 2010 Posts: 28,163 Likes: 2 TN A alwaysoutdoors Campfire Ranger alwaysoutdoors Campfire Ranger A Joined: Aug 2010 Posts: 28,163 Likes: 2 TN Originally Posted by JohnBurps Cheesy Poofs….

Re: Emergency food stocks for your 14ft bass boat Cheesy #18109521 02/07/23 Joined: Nov 2010 Posts: 19,019 Likes: 1 Central MS BigDave39355 Campfire Ranger BigDave39355 Campfire Ranger Joined: Nov 2010 Posts: 19,019 Likes: 1 Central MS Originally Posted by Cheesy My wife thinks a 3 hour trip on the lake needs packed like we are going on the Lewis & Clark Expedition. Smart lady…. Look what happened to Gilligan on a 3 hour trip. 😂😂😂😂 Dave �The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz

Re: Emergency food stocks for your 14ft bass boat Cheesy #18109525 02/07/23 Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 17,961 Likes: 5 el Norte Tejas gonehuntin Campfire Ranger gonehuntin Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 17,961 Likes: 5 el Norte Tejas Originally Posted by Cheesy My wife thinks a 3 hour trip on the lake needs packed like we are going on the Lewis & Clark Expedition. Satellite phone, 14-in-1 emergency tool, SPOT emergency locator "To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical." -- Thomas Jefferson We are all Rhodesians now.

Re: Emergency food stocks for your 14ft bass boat Cheesy #18109536 02/07/23 Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 67,176 Likes: 38 TN slumlord OP Campfire Kahuna OP slumlord Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 67,176 Likes: 38 TN Originally Posted by Cheesy My wife thinks a 3 hour trip on the lake needs packed like we are going on the Lewis & Clark Expedition. High quality water filter? lol

Re: Emergency food stocks for your 14ft bass boat slumlord #18109666 02/07/23 Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 15,380 907novacancynenana atvalaska Campfire Ranger atvalaska Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 15,380 907novacancynenana Beer...ice to.. I work harder than a ugly stripper....

Re: Emergency food stocks for your 14ft bass boat slumlord #18109685 02/07/23 Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 2,406 Likes: 3 Norcal hardway Campfire Regular hardway Campfire Regular Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 2,406 Likes: 3 Norcal Originally Posted by slumlord Originally Posted by Rock Chuck Do you have a good quality water filter? Some lakes aren't fit to drink from as is and dehydration is much more likely than starvation. This is wabigoon’s boat The moron is only 300 yards from the cabin. He can just yell for help Or toot his horn Good point…. Need 300 yards of string and 2 empty cans. “Jake!!!!! We’re taking on water”

Re: Emergency food stocks for your 14ft bass boat hardway #18109689 02/07/23 Joined: Jun 2010 Posts: 9,470 J Jcubed Campfire Outfitter Jcubed Campfire Outfitter J Joined: Jun 2010 Posts: 9,470 Originally Posted by hardway Originally Posted by slumlord Originally Posted by Rock Chuck Do you have a good quality water filter? Some lakes aren't fit to drink from as is and dehydration is much more likely than starvation. This is wabigoon’s boat The moron is only 300 yards from the cabin. He can just yell for help Or toot his horn Good point…. Need 300 yards of string and 2 empty cans. “Jake!!!!! We’re taking on water” Lol!

Re: Emergency food stocks for your 14ft bass boat Raeford #18109702 02/07/23 Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,271 Likes: 25 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... ironbender Campfire Oracle ironbender Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,271 Likes: 25 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... Originally Posted by Raeford Beer? Ma man! 👍💪 If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender

Re: Emergency food stocks for your 14ft bass boat Jcubed #18109744 02/07/23 Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 13,606 Middle of SD Colorado1135 Campfire Outfitter Colorado1135 Campfire Outfitter Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 13,606 Middle of SD Originally Posted by Jcubed I hate bass fishing...I said it. Ymmv Bass were created for guys who can't catch walleyes Beware of any old man in a profession where one usually dies young. Calm seas don't make sailors.

Re: Emergency food stocks for your 14ft bass boat Jcubed #18109839 02/07/23 Joined: Oct 2012 Posts: 5,135 WI hillestadj Campfire Tracker hillestadj Campfire Tracker Joined: Oct 2012 Posts: 5,135 WI Originally Posted by Jcubed Originally Posted by hardway Originally Posted by slumlord Originally Posted by Rock Chuck Do you have a good quality water filter? Some lakes aren't fit to drink from as is and dehydration is much more likely than starvation. This is wabigoon’s boat The moron is only 300 yards from the cabin. He can just yell for help Or toot his horn Good point…. Need 300 yards of string and 2 empty cans. “Jake!!!!! We’re taking on water” Lol! In that case we'll need a signal mirror and a mercury test kit also

Re: Emergency food stocks for your 14ft bass boat slumlord #18109910 02/07/23 Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 21,958 H HawkI Campfire Ranger HawkI Campfire Ranger H Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 21,958 9 year old bottle of spf 30 (preferably never has left the boat) East German mess kit with fork, spoon and claw can opener. Case of knock off Dinty Moore beef stew, also never leaves the boat. Slime rags, for the guts.

Re: Emergency food stocks for your 14ft bass boat slumlord #18109911 02/07/23 Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 3,758 CA O Old Ornery Campfire Tracker Old Ornery Campfire Tracker O Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 3,758 CA Scotch dude!

Re: Emergency food stocks for your 14ft bass boat Jcubed #18109968 02/07/23 Joined: Jul 2016 Posts: 1,085 Nowhere good O OrangeDiablo Campfire Regular OrangeDiablo Campfire Regular O Joined: Jul 2016 Posts: 1,085 Nowhere good Originally Posted by Jcubed Originally Posted by OrangeDiablo You're in a boat fishing. Why not eat the fish? Catch and release....have you not bass fished? Lol All the time. Smallmouth actually makes good table fare I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery - Thomas Jefferson

Re: Emergency food stocks for your 14ft bass boat slumlord #18110008 02/07/23 Joined: Aug 2015 Posts: 13,244 Likes: 1 Henderson, NV NVhntr Campfire Outfitter NVhntr Campfire Outfitter Joined: Aug 2015 Posts: 13,244 Likes: 1 Henderson, NV A Moon Pie or two. Let's Go Brandon! FJB

Re: Emergency food stocks for your 14ft bass boat flintlocke #18110348 02/07/23 Joined: Nov 2020 Posts: 812 FL S Scout308 Campfire Regular Scout308 Campfire Regular S Joined: Nov 2020 Posts: 812 FL Originally Posted by flintlocke Never been in the South, but from what I can gather from here on the fire...gotta have, grits....okra...hush puppies ( hash puppies?) chicken ala Popeye. You forgot the potted meat. That's some nasty stuff.

Re: Emergency food stocks for your 14ft bass boat OrangeDiablo #18110358 02/07/23 Joined: Jun 2010 Posts: 9,470 J Jcubed Campfire Outfitter Jcubed Campfire Outfitter J Joined: Jun 2010 Posts: 9,470 Originally Posted by OrangeDiablo Originally Posted by Jcubed Originally Posted by OrangeDiablo You're in a boat fishing. Why not eat the fish? Catch and release....have you not bass fished? Lol All the time. Smallmouth actually makes good table fare Joke... Everytime I go, we toss lures all day looking for the big one. Everything we catch...gotta toss it back, what real bass fisherman do. And we trailer the boat and drive to In n Out. Ymmv