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Science experiment.

Only in America...

Could you be born a poor, black boy
And grow up to be a rich, white girl.

Michael Jackson Joke 01
Bubbles the [bleep] will be happy Michael Jackson died, his ass won’t be red like a baboons anymore!

Michael Jackson Joke 02
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener

Michael Jackson Joke 03
Farrah fawcet died and went to heaven. God gave her one wish. She wished all the children in the world would be safe, so God killed Micheal Jackson.

Michael Jackson Joke 04
I heard Michael Jackson died from a Viagra overdoes when Jon and Kate asked him to come over and babysit.

Michael Jackson Joke 05
McDonald’s made a burger in memory of Michale Jackson, a 50 year old piece of meat between two 10 year old buns.

Michael Jackson Joke 06
Michael Jackson in heaven, just when baby P thought it was safe!

Michael Jackson Joke 07
Since Michael Jackson is 80% plastic when he dies he will be melted into a set of Lego bricks so that little kids can still play with him!

Michael Jackson Joke 08
When MJ woke up in the morning on the day he died, he said he wasn’t feeling himself. It was the little kid from next door.

Michael Jackson Joke 09
Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson Joke 10
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

Michael Jackson Joke 11
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

Michael Jackson Joke 12
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Michael Jackson Joke 13
Q: What was the first thing Michael Jackson did when he got to heaven.
A: Asked God if he could meet his son.

Michael Jackson Joke 14
Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.

Michael Jackson Joke 15
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Michael Jackson Joke 16
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Michael Jackson Joke 17
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Michael Jackson Joke 18
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

That is funny

On a theoretical scale of moral relativism...who's worse? The pedo freak Jackson....or the parents that pimped their kids out to his sleepovers?

Are you still flailing around trying to find just one more weak false snark? Fail !!! You have reduced yourself to repeating one irrelevant reference - like a frustrated little 9 year-old girl.

Do we need a test to ascertain that you are not running drunk or doped?

Here goes (now, be fair to your self-test - you are not allowed to Google for the answer): Within three minutes of this post, reply with your brief explanation of acoustical reverberation and also cite the factor that most commonly leads to degradation. If you even come close (on your own - no searching out the answer), I will then help you stick your nose into some false reverb.

Your not even close to understanding what a Leslie speaker is and you're gonna give me a lesson on reverb?

Keep Googling.

This spot reserved for 7 paragraphs of blather from a crusty old dude that hates music but has studied it his entire life.

Maybe it'll make sense someday.

Well Dumbell - you took at least 10 minutes, managed to post only two repetitive snarks - and answered nothing about reverberation.

You simply push out silly personal jabs that amount to zero. You have made it clear that you know zero about acoustical reverberation. Or, you haven't yet searched out a source you can understand - or you are drunk/doped. Never mind - done with that. Now, to dispense with this mess.

History: You opened your smelly bag of personal attack way back there with your derogatory reply - to my posting that I had failed to notice that an organist was playing through a Leslie. Get that again - my post stating something I had missed while listening to a recording. You were greedy to be a snark even then - tried to claim that I know nothing about a Leslie. That history is clear in previous posts on some music thread.

What a jerk !

Finale: As my grand dad might have put it: "I was listening to, playing alongside, helping transport, and helping repair Leslie (originally Vibratone) units before you started picking your nose." And, I was. Because you do not understand the facts of acoustical reverberation in a live space, the aspects of decay and particularly as those affect reverb time, and some other related factors - you have no way to fathom why someone might refer to something by saying "like a false reverb". I will make it quick for you. The "reverb" emanating from a Leslie setup is not a natural live acoustical reverberation. The inventor used his previously gained knowledge/experience to create a doppler effect with spinning components - a simulation of natural reverberation that could be created mechanically. "False Reverb".

By now you have fully exposed your ignorance as well as greed to be noticed. In some ways I am embarrassed to have cooperated in dragging your crass carcass this far. No doubt, some folks on here have been bored by, or even decried, this mess - if even they took the time to read it. For my part in the silly encounter, to others I say "sorry". Done with this.

Suggestion: decide what you want for the future here.

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I want my milk.......mj's last words ...lol