It happens when you date beer drinking young ladies. A lot of other [bleep] happens too - burns, lacerations, fist fights, etc. You gotta stand by your gal when she's not at her finest. Maybe she'll stand by you when you're not at your finest, or maybe not?
I was out partying one night. I hooked up with a cute girl named Marsha. She drank a LOT. She needed to if I was going to be appealing. She took me to her condo. We crashed out. In the middle of the night I awakened to a god awful noise. I walked into the bathroom to find her hovering over the toilet puking her colon dry. She was wearing a T-shirt and nothing else. In my mind's eye, I can still see that sweet round ass with her starfish puckering up with each heave.
I was out partying one night. I hooked up with a cute girl named Marsha. She drank a LOT. She needed to if I was going to be appealing. She took me to her condo. We crashed out. In the middle of the night I awakened to a god awful noise. I walked into the bathroom to find her hovering over the toilet puking her colon dry. She was wearing a T-shirt and nothing else. In my mind's eye, I can still see that sweet round ass with her starfish puckering up with each heave.
I was out partying one night. I hooked up with a cute girl named Marsha. She drank a LOT. She needed to if I was going to be appealing. She took me to her condo. We crashed out. In the middle of the night I awakened to a god awful noise. I walked into the bathroom to find her hovering over the toilet puking her colon dry. She was wearing a T-shirt and nothing else. In my mind's eye, I can still see that sweet round ass with her starfish puckering up with each heave.
We were at a party sitting around a campfire telling puke stories one night. One of the gals tells a story about when she was in HS, holding this guys hair back because he was puking. He tipped over and she was astonished to see, there in his puke, a complete hot dog untouched by human teeth!
Some stoned chick replies, “Oh my God! The bun and everything?”
LMAO!
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.