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Originally Posted by jackmountain
I’m not an organ donor. I don’t believe in an afterlife, but I’d rather cover my bases in case there is and I need everything. You just never know.

I’m stealing that. I’m sorry.


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I’m not an organ donor. I don’t believe in an afterlife, but I’d rather cover my bases in case there is and I need everything. You just never know.

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Absolutely not.

If nobody bought them they would overnight the cooler back to Curryland and undead the original owner.

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Watch this if you want to cringe.



Can’t get the weblink to post right. But episode 2, season 3 of “Trafficked” with Maria van Zeller on National Geographic. Caught it on tv a few weeks ago.

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/tv/shows/trafficked-with-mariana-van-zeller

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Originally Posted by slumlord
Who is going to perform the Human Leukocyte Profile on them to test for compatibility?

Just keep changing parts till something works.

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Originally Posted by wabigoon
I do wonder if they could breed pigs for human parts.


Go to a local bar on Sat. night, there's plenty of pigs breeding.........


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Strange but no.

When this body wears out i am ready to go.

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Originally Posted by 12344mag
Originally Posted by wabigoon
I do wonder if they could breed pigs for human parts.


Go to a local bar on Sat. night, there's plenty of pigs breeding.........

You saw me there and never said HI. That hurts my feelings.


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They grew a dick on a dick
If, when you saw the title of this documentary, The Man With a Penis on His Arm (Channel 4), your first thought was: “Wait – like the mouse with the ear on its back? But a man and a penis and an arm?” the answer is ineluctably: yes. Just like that.
Malcolm, now 45, lost his penis 12 years ago and has had a replacement growing on his arm and awaiting transplant for the past six. As he put it, he was “an ordinary man doing everything a normal man does”. He had a job, “a nice partner” and was living “a man’s life, bringing in the money, putting food on the table”. The arrival of a baby, he says, disrupted things – though we later find out that the death of his father, to whom Malcolm, after time in foster care, had grown very close, killed “the happy part of me” – and he ended up on the streets and addicted to drink and drugs.
An attempt to lance an abscess himself resulted in blood poisoning. His fingers and toes went black. So, too, did his penis. “Then I went to the toilet and it fell off,” he says, matter-of-factly. The interviewer’s journalistic objectivity falls momentarily away. “Your … your penis fell off?” he says. “Gone,” says Malcolm, beginning to walk out of shot. “See ya.”
There is no getting away from the fact that any documentary entitled The Man With a Penis on His Arm is going to invite moments of levity. It’s not that the narrator of Malcolm’s story, Paul McGann, doesn’t do a fine job of neutrally delivering lines such as: “No one has ever spent as long living with a penis on his arm.” But if you, as a viewer, don’t feel the urge to side-eye someone and murmur: “You don’t say?” then … well, I would admire but also, in some profound way, mistrust you.
Ditto at moments such as the one where, his forearm appendage swinging free, Malcolm points out that it makes it hard to reach the back hob. It almost makes you proud to be British.


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Originally Posted by jackmountain
The stolen electrical wire thread got me thinking.
If you were going to die if you didn’t get some new kidneys, pancreas, bladder etc…and had a hook up, would you buy them even if they may have been stolen out of some guy off the street in Calcutta?
No way. Nor would I perform cannibalism even if it meant preventing starvation.

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Originally Posted by slumlord
Who is going to perform the Human Leukocyte Profile on them to test for compatibility?
Enough money and I'm sure you can find plenty of Drs to do what ever is needed to make things happen.

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Originally Posted by OldHat
Originally Posted by jackmountain
The stolen electrical wire thread got me thinking.
If you were going to die if you didn’t get some new kidneys, pancreas, bladder etc…and had a hook up, would you buy them even if they may have been stolen out of some guy off the street in Calcutta?
No way. Nor would I perform cannibalism even if it meant preventing starvation.
The major issue with cannibalism is whether the 'donor' dies naturally or if he's killed to be eaten. In the infamous Donner party, with 1 exception, they ate only the naturally dead. However, 1 member murdered 2 people to eat them.


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I’d like a new, longer dick please

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