LOL, by your own admission, you think this place is messed up and you don't like the people on this forum. So the only reason you log on is to give people here a ration of sh*t.
And you want to call other people mouthy, and tell them you'd slap them.
That's about as mouthy as it gets, and it's also pure chickensh*t. Because you and I both know that'll never happen, and there's no consequences for saying it online, as there would be face to face.
I'd rather be old than be a little bitch like you.