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As I travel south on US interstate highways I am surrounded by miles and miles of enormous crop land .
How the hell do you guys keep your rows so perfectly straight?
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As I travel south on US interstate highways I am surrounded by miles and miles of enormous crop land .
How the hell do you guys keep your rows so perfectly straight? GPS
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If you saw my corn rows, you would never even think to ask that question. 🥃🙄👍
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You can get more on a crooked row.
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As I travel south on US interstate highways I am surrounded by miles and miles of enormous crop land .
How the hell do you guys keep your rows so perfectly straight? ViagraE85 - it's a little green pill.
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Some farmers us GPS to steer the tractor. We start at on fence, and work to the other,
We couture a fair bit.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
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When I was a kid we picked out something on the horizon and steered at it trying to keep a straight line. Planter marker helped keep the same line (approximately) the rest of the field. Today we mark the perimeter of a field with a Ranger and gps globe and transfer the data to the planter tractor. Times have changed slightly...
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Where do you think they get corn curles? 
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
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Some farmers us GPS to steer the tractor. We start at on fence, and work to the other,
We couture a fair bit. Haute couture??? I had no idea y'all were so fashion conscious.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Some farmers us GPS to steer the tractor. We start at on fence, and work to the other,
We couture a fair bit. Haute couture?
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"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
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Some farmers us GPS to steer the tractor. We start at on fence, and work to the other,
We couture a fair bit. Haute couture??? I had no idea y'all were so fashion conscious. Didn’t see your post!! 🤣🤣🤣
Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
WS
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What would you folks do without me?
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
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What would you folks do without me? 🤣🤣🤣
Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
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When I was a kid we picked out something on the horizon and steered at it trying to keep a straight line. Planter marker helped keep the same line (approximately) the rest of the field. Today we mark the perimeter of a field with a Ranger and gps globe and transfer the data to the planter tractor. Times have changed slightly... Yep, I was gonna say the same thing.
Why do I have to press 1, for English?
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You can get more on a crooked row. Yes, Yes you do 
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When I was a kid we picked out something on the horizon and steered at it trying to keep a straight line. Planter marker helped keep the same line (approximately) the rest of the field. Today we mark the perimeter of a field with a Ranger and gps globe and transfer the data to the planter tractor. Times have changed slightly... Yep, I was gonna say the same thing. I remember those markers farmers used to put up on fences around the fields. Lots used old tires painted white.
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Some farmers us GPS to steer the tractor. We start at on fence, and work to the other,
We couture a fair bit. Haute couture??? I had no idea y'all were so fashion conscious. Didn’t see your post!! 🤣🤣🤣 So that proves it. It's true what they say about great minds.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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As I travel south on US interstate highways I am surrounded by miles and miles of enormous crop land .
How the hell do you guys keep your rows so perfectly straight? GPS BOOM!
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What would you folks do without me? Fire the translator?
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You can get more on a crooked row. Yep, mine are longer than straight rows.
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