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I am going to set up a team of all stars to who identify as retards and dominate the special olympics. We will set new records in all aspects of the games and everyone will get the gold medal. Guaranteed.
We will run the 50 yd dash and push retarded kids down on the way if they have the balls to keep up with us. Burns, this is your one moment to shine in this life.
I figure the baseball game will be over at our first at bat.
Barnyard Paul, you and your boyfriend, pole smoker will win the bike race, you cross dressing [bleep].
I believe we have a few guys that may be able to hit the broad side of the barn without shooting yourselves. You fellas have the shooting competition.
Bow hunters, as long as you don't shoot the arrows straight up in the air and stand around waiting for them to come back down, we are locked in for that competition.
Burns, you are just too [bleep] retarded to be permitted around guns so you are out. I mean, we don't all want to get shot while you stutter and go into an epileptic fit because some nitwit put a loaded gun in your hand other than in a video game.
We will all be sports hero's and individual record holders.MSN will wallow in our courage and bravery to out ourselves as full blown nitwits and support us the entire way. Gents, we may even get some rather lucrative sponsor deals with some pretty big companies (think Anheuser Busch). Yeah, you might have to let a little drool slide out of your mouths now and then and talk like a one horned billy goat but it will all work out in our favor. Who is with me?
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Count me in - I was a pin ball wizard in the 60s!
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Count me in - I was a pin ball wizard in the 60s! You fine sir, are in.
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^^^ You’ll make a mighty fine javelin catcher.
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Came to the right recruiting spot.
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^^^ You’ll make a mighty fine javelin catcher. You are entirely too negative, You're out. Notice the correct usage of you're...
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^^^ You’ll make a mighty fine javelin catcher. You are entirely too negative, You're out. Notice the correct usage of you're... ”Hero’s” ??? LMAO
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I can drool, maybe even manage to piss my pants with enough effort.
I can match Adam Sandler's efforts as water boy.
People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
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I’m as good a retard as the next so I’m in but….. I wanna be on KSMITH’s team since I hate losing. 😉
�Politicians are the lowest form of life on earth. Liberal Democrats are the lowest form of politician.� �General George S. Patton, Jr.
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I usually get picked last, but this is my time to go full 'tard. I will give it my all, which is about 61% on a good day. Plus, I ain't skeered of mucous.
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Plus, I ain't skeered of mucous. I think it’s cute that you think it’s mucous. 😉
�Politicians are the lowest form of life on earth. Liberal Democrats are the lowest form of politician.� �General George S. Patton, Jr.
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Do we have a Yo Yo team? I can walk the dog !!
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I tried to eat a yo yo once - but it wouldn't stay down.
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I am going to set up a team of all stars to who identify as retards and dominate the special olympics. We will set new records in all aspects of the games and everyone will get the gold medal. Guaranteed.
We will run the 50 yd dash and push retarded kids down on the way if they have the balls to keep up with us. Burns, this is your one moment to shine in this life.
I figure the baseball game will be over at our first at bat.
Barnyard Paul, you and your boyfriend, pole smoker will win the bike race, you cross dressing [bleep].
I believe we have a few guys that may be able to hit the broad side of the barn without shooting yourselves. You fellas have the shooting competition.
Bow hunters, as long as you don't shoot the arrows straight up in the air and stand around waiting for them to come back down, we are locked in for that competition.
Burns, you are just too [bleep] retarded to be permitted around guns so you are out. I mean, we don't all want to get shot while you stutter and go into an epileptic fit because some nitwit put a loaded gun in your hand other than in a video game.
We will all be sports hero's and individual record holders.MSN will wallow in our courage and bravery to out ourselves as full blown nitwits and support us the entire way. Gents, we may even get some rather lucrative sponsor deals with some pretty big companies (think Anheuser Busch). Yeah, you might have to let a little drool slide out of your mouths now and then and talk like a one horned billy goat but it will all work out in our favor. Who is with me? Stay classy.
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I usually get picked last, but this is my time to go full 'tard. I will give it my all, which is about 61% on a good day. Plus, I ain't skeered of mucous. "60% of the time ,it works everytime"
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Oh can I be the team mascot?!! Just put me in a wheelchair and find a sweetheart nurse to roll me back and forth while my gaze wanders lazily around..
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I am going to set up a team of all stars to who identify as retards and dominate the special olympics. We will set new records in all aspects of the games and everyone will get the gold medal. Guaranteed.
We will run the 50 yd dash and push retarded kids down on the way if they have the balls to keep up with us. Burns, this is your one moment to shine in this life.
I figure the baseball game will be over at our first at bat.
Barnyard Paul, you and your boyfriend, pole smoker will win the bike race, you cross dressing [bleep].
I believe we have a few guys that may be able to hit the broad side of the barn without shooting yourselves. You fellas have the shooting competition.
Bow hunters, as long as you don't shoot the arrows straight up in the air and stand around waiting for them to come back down, we are locked in for that competition.
Burns, you are just too [bleep] retarded to be permitted around guns so you are out. I mean, we don't all want to get shot while you stutter and go into an epileptic fit because some nitwit put a loaded gun in your hand other than in a video game.
We will all be sports hero's and individual record holders.MSN will wallow in our courage and bravery to out ourselves as full blown nitwits and support us the entire way. Gents, we may even get some rather lucrative sponsor deals with some pretty big companies (think Anheuser Busch). Yeah, you might have to let a little drool slide out of your mouths now and then and talk like a one horned billy goat but it will all work out in our favor. Who is with me? Will there be a competition about who can lie the most and another about biggest Stolen Valor Sh itbag? I want to place my bets from the sidelines. What was your BUDs class number Stolen Valor Sh itbag Kirk? ![[Linked Image from external-content.duckduckgo.com]](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2F5xtDarEhHhOZA1I3pYc%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=2ea33ddcbfa258b4693cfbfae887ddc22e5b245cda2dd763589093ca69c3aa68.gif)
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I am going to set up a team of all stars to who identify as retards and dominate the special olympics. We will set new records in all aspects of the games and everyone will get the gold medal. Guaranteed.
We will run the 50 yd dash and push retarded kids down on the way if they have the balls to keep up with us. Burns, this is your one moment to shine in this life.
I figure the baseball game will be over at our first at bat.
Barnyard Paul, you and your boyfriend, pole smoker will win the bike race, you cross dressing [bleep].
I believe we have a few guys that may be able to hit the broad side of the barn without shooting yourselves. You fellas have the shooting competition.
Bow hunters, as long as you don't shoot the arrows straight up in the air and stand around waiting for them to come back down, we are locked in for that competition.
Burns, you are just too [bleep] retarded to be permitted around guns so you are out. I mean, we don't all want to get shot while you stutter and go into an epileptic fit because some nitwit put a loaded gun in your hand other than in a video game.
We will all be sports hero's and individual record holders.MSN will wallow in our courage and bravery to out ourselves as full blown nitwits and support us the entire way. Gents, we may even get some rather lucrative sponsor deals with some pretty big companies (think Anheuser Busch). Yeah, you might have to let a little drool slide out of your mouths now and then and talk like a one horned billy goat but it will all work out in our favor. Who is with me? Will there be a competition about who can lie the most and another about biggest Stolen Valor Sh itbag? I want to place my bets from the sidelines. What was your BUDs class number Stolen Valor Sh itbag Kirk? Seriously? This deserves more info.
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I am going to set up a team of all stars to who identify as retards and dominate the special olympics. We will set new records in all aspects of the games and everyone will get the gold medal. Guaranteed.
We will run the 50 yd dash and push retarded kids down on the way if they have the balls to keep up with us. Burns, this is your one moment to shine in this life.
I figure the baseball game will be over at our first at bat.
Barnyard Paul, you and your boyfriend, pole smoker will win the bike race, you cross dressing [bleep].
I believe we have a few guys that may be able to hit the broad side of the barn without shooting yourselves. You fellas have the shooting competition.
Bow hunters, as long as you don't shoot the arrows straight up in the air and stand around waiting for them to come back down, we are locked in for that competition.
Burns, you are just too [bleep] retarded to be permitted around guns so you are out. I mean, we don't all want to get shot while you stutter and go into an epileptic fit because some nitwit put a loaded gun in your hand other than in a video game.
We will all be sports hero's and individual record holders.MSN will wallow in our courage and bravery to out ourselves as full blown nitwits and support us the entire way. Gents, we may even get some rather lucrative sponsor deals with some pretty big companies (think Anheuser Busch). Yeah, you might have to let a little drool slide out of your mouths now and then and talk like a one horned billy goat but it will all work out in our favor. Who is with me? Will there be a competition about who can lie the most and another about biggest Stolen Valor Sh itbag? I want to place my bets from the sidelines. What was your BUDs class number Stolen Valor Sh itbag Kirk? Seriously? This deserves more info. Gin Blossom is writing checks. History hasn’t been kind to him, in re his veracity.
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I am going to set up a team of all stars to who identify as retards and dominate the special olympics. We will set new records in all aspects of the games and everyone will get the gold medal. Guaranteed.
We will run the 50 yd dash and push retarded kids down on the way if they have the balls to keep up with us. Burns, this is your one moment to shine in this life.
I figure the baseball game will be over at our first at bat.
Barnyard Paul, you and your boyfriend, pole smoker will win the bike race, you cross dressing [bleep].
I believe we have a few guys that may be able to hit the broad side of the barn without shooting yourselves. You fellas have the shooting competition.
Bow hunters, as long as you don't shoot the arrows straight up in the air and stand around waiting for them to come back down, we are locked in for that competition.
Burns, you are just too [bleep] retarded to be permitted around guns so you are out. I mean, we don't all want to get shot while you stutter and go into an epileptic fit because some nitwit put a loaded gun in your hand other than in a video game.
We will all be sports hero's and individual record holders.MSN will wallow in our courage and bravery to out ourselves as full blown nitwits and support us the entire way. Gents, we may even get some rather lucrative sponsor deals with some pretty big companies (think Anheuser Busch). Yeah, you might have to let a little drool slide out of your mouths now and then and talk like a one horned billy goat but it will all work out in our favor. Who is with me? How to say you didn't do well in school without saying you didn't do well in school. You have the mind of a child.
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