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A person that there eyes look different directions

I'll take that over people who's brain thinks in two different directions at the same time.

I know folks with a lazy eye but ran into a dude today with eyes extreme right and left scary part he drove

I had a student (very nice kid) who had a wandering eye. It took me quite some time to lose the urge to look over my left shoulder while teaching the class.

Lol. It’s a sonofabitch.

Pick one and stick with it no matter what.

Was he driving when you ran into him?

Mexicans south of the border treated a lot of health conditions essentially with powered lead.

It resulted in a lot of deformities, retardation, neurological conditions and strabismus (esotrophic or exotrophic) ocular conditions.

They often felt the child had been afflicted with evil spirits and many were kept locked in rooms or killed and buried to save the family from embarrassment.

Still, its common to see some of those kids who suffer horrible neurological conditions and physical deformities.

Hahaha. Tff. Winner, winner....

I'm sorry, EB, that was funnnneeee.

Haha

Hey - I see an opportunity, I gotta take it.

My father had eyes that were crossed, as a child. The eye doctor shortened a muscle to align them, but when it healed, the eye separated vision-wise.
He wound up ignoring the sight in the left eye until in his 60's. He could drive perfectly well - and shoot with the best.

My friends never could figure out who was getting the butt-chewing, though!

Lol, I have a friend who had a lazy eye (I say had because he got it fixed) if he saw you looking behind you when he was talking he'd say follow this one and then he'd point to his good eye.

The expression on some ones face the first time he did that to them was fugging priceless!! LMAO!

My HS Latin Teacher, Miss Keady, had an eye that looked off in another direction. You were afraid to pull any stunts in her class because you never knew where she was looking. She lived with her bachelor brother, Judge William Keady who had only one arm. He was a Federal judge if I recall correctly. Both were well liked in our community. I learned a great deal in her class and it definitely increased my vocabulary. I could even halfway understand what Doc Holliday said in Tombstone at the gaming table. Our town had an outstanding public education system prior to forced integration.

I have a buddy with a squirrel hunting eye.

This ain’t lazy eye looks exactly like dude I was talking to

Fish eye syndrome?🤷‍♂️🤣

Is he half Hammerhead?

I played high school basketball with a guy with crossed eyes. He drove opposing players nuts because they could not tell from looking at his head and eyes where he was going to throw the ball. The first time I played with him, he threw the ball to me and I wasn't expecting him to - because he was "looking" somewhere else. Jammed my middle finger, as I recall. Once I figured out which was his good eye, no more problems.

Someone described Marty Feldman as having one eye on Minneapolis, and one eye on St Paul.

Wtf how would one handle if someone like that said look me straight in the eye when I’m talking🤷‍♂️🤣