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To see if it landed on it’s feet
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I've seen how far a load of double ought buck can throw them.
"No good deed shall go unpunished!"
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I've seen how far a load of double ought buck can throw them. My lips are sealed
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I know a .22 Hornet will raise a cloud of fur, if you point it right. Ever seen a red mist from a prairie dog? Same thing with porch panthers or lawn lions, only it's hair..................
You can roll a turd in peanuts, dip it in chocolate, and it still ain't no damn Baby Ruth.
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Nope. I'm a decent human being who treats animals with kindness
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Off a bridge in a gunny sack. I couldn't see their feet.
Let's Go Brandon! FJB
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A co-worker of mine decades ago tried to throw one out a moving car window. Lost a lot of skin!
Charter Member Ancient order of the 1895 Winchester
"It's an insecure and petite man who demands all others like what he likes and dislike what he dislikes." szihn
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If a cat always lands on his feet and a slice of buttered toast always lands butter side down , if you tape a slice of toast to a cat's back and toss it out a 5 story window how will it land?
there is no man more free than he who has nothing left to lose --unknown-- " If it bleeds we can kill it" Conan The Barbarian
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If a cat always lands on his feet and a slice of buttered toast always lands butter side down , if you tape a slice of toast to a cat's back and toss it out a 5 story window how will it land? You in jail if caught.
Grumpy old man with a gun.....Do not touch . Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6. Don't bother my monument and I'll leave yours alone.
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Sling him off by the tail? What 12 year old hasn't?
"Minus the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the Country" Marion Barry, Mayor of Wash DC
“Owning guns is not a right. If it were a right, it would be in the Constitution.” ~Alexandria Ocasio Cortez
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One time when I was a kid I dropped a cat right over a snake. That thing jumped straight up at about face level, it was amazing.
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Sling him off by the tail? What 12 year old hasn't? 🤣
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I have seen what happens when kitty is perched on top of a power pole, and completes the circuit between two wires.
There is a gosh awful screech, a horrid smell of burnt protein, and kitty launches straight out into space to fall (not feet first) a few feet from the base of the pole. In this case, kitty had a couple spare lives left, as about ten minutes later he stood up and staggered away.
People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
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Years ago I buzzed a 140 partition just over one’s back at around 400 years. Cats have an amazing vertical and incredible ground speed when properly stimulated. I’d not have been any more entertained if I’d actually hit him.
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I have seen what happens when kitty is perched on top of a power pole, and completes the circuit between two wires.
There is a gosh awful screech, a horrid smell of burnt protein, and kitty launches straight out into space to fall (not feet first) a few feet from the base of the pole. In this case, kitty had a couple spare lives left, as about ten minutes later he stood up and staggered away. Holy fugk🤣
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No, but one of my stepsons got in a fight and grabbed a cat walking by and used it beat the other guy with, the cat died. The cops arrested him for it and it came out in the police blotter, man beaten with pussy.
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
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Years ago I buzzed a 140 partition just over one’s back at around 400 years. Cats have an amazing vertical and incredible ground speed when properly stimulated. I’d not have been any more entertained if I’d actually hit him. 6.5 or 7mm? Details man, details.
People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
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Yes, i once threw/hurled a cat out the back door clearing the porch into the dark of night........
Couldnt have cared less how it landed
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