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Cut down on your testosterone shot, your over medicated At 60 years old, I don't need testosterone. I can pop a boner looking at a stick of butter. Just means you must have jacked off using butter. You say that like there's a problem with it. Whatever it takes
The last time that bear ate a lawyer he had the runs for 33 days!
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Cut down on your testosterone shot, your over medicated At 60 years old, I don't need testosterone. I can pop a boner looking at a stick of butter. maybe....... slip some miracle grow...... under neath those lycra bike shorts >>>>>(: lololol. Now I know why my wife bought me some Miracle Gro for our anniversary. I thought it was to help with my brown thumb, but it all makes sense now. yep U got the idea
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My wife will literally just pluck my ear hairs out it drives her so crazy.
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You know that you’re getting older when an ear hair trim comes standard with your haircut:/
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My wife will literally just pluck my ear hairs out it drives her so crazy. Jeez for $15 buy a trimmer Does ball hair too ![[Linked Image from m.media-amazon.com]](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61ox1Eh9FaL._AC_SL1500_.jpg)
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Give your buddy Wabster a call. He might have some advice, if he can hear you anyway.
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Great thread. As we age, our hair goes wild ( hence
the term wild hair up your ass and other places too). I have to use the battery power trimmer. You need a fresh battery and high rpm’s to get the job done. The wife sometimes takes the tweezers to the ears but enjoys inflicting great pain too much. My wife uses MIRACLE GROW on her flowers. She was
on the phone and there was a jug hof what I thought was Boo Berry KoolAid on the counter that she had mixed up for the son. Fixed me a glass of it and took a great big swig of it. It was MIRACLE GROW! It did not help me to grow one bit. It does not work on human body parts.
Last edited by carrollco; 06/09/23. Reason: Misspelled word
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Give your buddy Wabster a call. He might have some advice, if he can hear you anyway.
👂 I just PM's wabbster a spell check site Maybe he'll use it
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My wife will literally just pluck my ear hairs out it drives her so crazy. Jeez for $15 buy a trimmer Does ball hair too Plucking is free.
The last time that bear ate a lawyer he had the runs for 33 days!
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With age, the hair on one's head turns inward and emerges in other places.
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Ear hair, nose hair, eyebrows.
Getting older sucks, at least I still have my head hair.
Let's not start on saggy sack and sitting on your nuts!
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Ear hair, nose hair, eyebrows.
Getting older sucks, at least I still have my head hair.
Let's not start on saggy sack and sitting on your nuts! Eyebrow hair is even more perplexing. As an adolescent and young man mine were bushy. Then they thinned out and looked normal. Now they are spitting out wild ones every now and then. I may just say screw it with my ear hair and go after this guy. https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/longest-ear-hair
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This thread is almost as good as the one about "blood in my stool."
The scintillation factor is off the charts.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Yes, that one was dripping with excitement. Too bad Varmintfingers couldn't wrap his head around it
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Yes, that one was dripping with excitement. Too bad Varmintfingers couldn't wrap his head around it lololololol
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Cut down on your testosterone shot, your over medicated At 60 years old, I don't need testosterone. I can pop a boner looking at a stick of butter. Just means you must have jacked off using butter. I was gonna say that a stick of butter is an oddly phallic item to get aroused over. But it's a Paul thread so......I don't want to be redundant.
I am MAGA.
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My wife will literally just pluck my ear hairs out it drives her so crazy. Jeez for $15 buy a trimmer Does ball hair too Plucking is free. So is ignoring it.
I am MAGA.
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