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I have a wooden eye because I was born with only one eye. We were
poor and couldn't afford a glass eye, so Dad carved one out of wood,
and I've worn it ever since.

At a high school dance, I attended without a date, and noticed a girl
sitting all alone with a big wart on her nose. Since I was also alone,
I got up enough courage to ask her ... "Would you like to dance?

She responded, "Oh Would I?"

I ran out of the auditorium crying, "Wart Nose, Wart Nose, wart nose..."

I heard hairlip, instead of wart nose.

Just 'cause you ordered..........doesn't mean you can't look at the menu !