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Hunt with Class and Classics
Religion: A founder of The Church of Spray and Pray
Acquit v. t. To render a judgment in a murder case in San Francisco... EQUAL, adj. As bad as something else. Ambrose Bierce “The Devil's Dictionary”
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Even birds know not to land downwind!
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"243/85TSX It's as if the HAMMER OF THOR were wielded by CHUCK NORRIS himself, and a roundhouse kick thrown in for good measure."
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"Never force anything, just get a bigger hammer".
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Life is good live it while you can.
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Here is mine
RUMs are like woman in Stiletto heals, you know they are going to put you in the poor house, but that has never stopped anyone from pursuing them.
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Tappin' bottom
If you fish in tournaments call it "off constantly". Because then people will say "we beat off constantly" or "I wish we could beat off constantly".
You get the idea, never ending jokes
Beware of any old man in a profession where one usually dies young.
Calm seas don't make sailors.
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Buddy's boat is named Floating Debris.
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
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Ride Hard, Shoot Straight, Don't Lie !
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My all time fave had a cartoon Hillbilly mounting Ellie May with "Off Shore Driller" in script.
America is (supposed to be) a Republic, NOT a democracy. Learn the difference, help end the lie. Fear a government that fears your guns.
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If it a fishing boat...."Lip Ripper"
A gun in hand is worth two cops on the phone. MOLON LABE LET'S GO BRANDON!!
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Name it "What Boat"
You'll have the chance to set off a "who's on first" routine everytime it comes up.
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"Bottom Dweller"
I knew a guy who named his boat that because it sunk twice (in the slip/dock). Something about a malfunctioning bilge pump, or dead battery and a heavy rain storm each time.
"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem." Ronald Reagan
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