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Chuck Norris's cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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I did not know that. But scientists say Chuck Norris's electromagnetic field reverses every 10,000 years or so.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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All true
Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball
The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.
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On a basketball court, but when he bowls he doesn't use a ball. He just stares down the pins.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris had the idea to sell his pee as a canned beverage. It’s now called Red Bull.
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.
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In Texas the stars have to ask permission from Chuck Norris to come out at night big and bright.
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The Boogeyman looks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
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He’s never had a muscle cramp in his life…they’re too scared to try it.
If his horse ever got a broken leg, it would shoot itself out of respect for him.
Livin ain’t killed me yet, but it’s workin on it!
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ya! GWB
A Kill Artist. When I draw, I draw blood.
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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When Chuck Norris left for college he told his Dad. “Your the man of the house now.”
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Don't believe everything you think.
You ain't learnin' nothin' when you're talking.
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How many pushups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
Don't believe everything you think.
You ain't learnin' nothin' when you're talking.
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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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How many pushups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them. Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the earth down.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he smacked the doctor.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he smacked the doctor. LOL, then he made the doctor circumcise himself.
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