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Chuck Norris's cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.


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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain



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I did not know that. But scientists say Chuck Norris's electromagnetic field reverses every 10,000 years or so.



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All true

Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball


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The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.
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On a basketball court, but when he bowls he doesn't use a ball. He just stares down the pins.



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Many years ago Chuck Norris had the idea to sell his pee as a canned beverage. It’s now called Red Bull.


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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.


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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.


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The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.
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In Texas the stars have to ask permission from Chuck Norris to come out at night big and bright.

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The Boogeyman looks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

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He’s never had a muscle cramp in his life…they’re too scared to try it.

If his horse ever got a broken leg, it would shoot itself out of respect for him.


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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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When Chuck Norris left for college he told his Dad. “Your the man of the house now.”


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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.


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How many pushups can Chuck Norris do?












All of them.


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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.


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Originally Posted by packrat77
How many pushups can Chuck Norris do?

All of them.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups.

He pushes the earth down.



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When Chuck Norris was born, he smacked the doctor.

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Originally Posted by reivertom
When Chuck Norris was born, he smacked the doctor.


LOL, then he made the doctor circumcise himself.



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