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I like all of your likes but not for the woods. why dom't you buy HEATER MEALS -need no stove, but piping hot meals.

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Dear corporal cleg,

For one who takes eating as seriously as you do, I can't see how you could live with oatmeal that had been cooked some hours previously. I suggest that you prepare your meal on site. By doing so, you would also be able to use your fine tableware, and thus not upset your delicate sensibilities. The cost of a fine table setting is surely just a few hundred dollars.

Since those that take eating seriously usually take cooking seriously, I'd think that you would need to make a modest investment in a portable kitchen. While not the equivalent to the equipment found in 4 star restaurants, one must be prepared to make sacrifices. I would think that a few thousand dollars would cover the cost of this equipment. Stove, cookware, coolers etc do add up.

Of course, you'll then need a vehicle to transport this kitchen to your hunting site. Those with refined tastes would not be satisfied with any any run of the mill vehicle. I'm thinking something along the lines of an Argo 8x8. Fully outfitted, this could set you back a few tens of thousand dollars, but costs such as these are typical of the burdens one must bear, no?

At last, you'll be fully equipped to dine in the style to which you are accustomed, while out in the woods. However, there remains the difficulty of setting up the kitchen, cooking, and hunting simultaneously. There is also the noise and the scents produced while cooking. And it dawns upon me that one would also need fine music to go with ones meal. So now we're looking at several vehicles to transport a chef, musicians, roustabouts, and several soundproof and scent-proof shelters. When all is said, I now think you're looking at several hundred thousand dollars in annual costs for the equipment and needed personnel. But it's not like you can take money with you when you pass. So the price will just need to be paid. I certainly understand, and I'm sure that many here are also sympathetic to your plight. Then there is will be the eternal gratitude you will have from those you employ. A win all around.

Most sincerely,
Scott

A can of cold beans and bacon works as well as hot steak and potatoes...

Eat your oatmeal before you head out. Eat easy to carry stuff while out there.
Are you serious about "appropriate table wear" out hunting?

Just have your bearers carry a stove and pots and china along. Have the cook whip you up a meal right there in the field.

Y'all know this thread is 3-1/2 years old....right?

Whay don't you just put your oatmeal in a nice Swarvoski crystal decanter, sealed with wax, then shove it up the arse of that high horse you're on...that'll keep it warm enough that you should be able to pour it into a nice china bowl, take the silver spoon out of your mouth and have no issues with chipping your teeth.

I can only hope you're joking; hence the similar reply. If not...get over yourself, ya pompous arse! Hunting breakfast, if you want to save weight--which you probably don't need to, "hunting" through the windshield of your Escalade, is oatmeal brewed in your coffee, eaten with a plastic spoon from your aluminum coffee cup. Coffee and oatmeal all at once. That's efficiency!