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when I was in the hospital. Happy Ending 
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Sic Semper Tyrannis
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Died from a “medical episode”. 😁
NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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This story is worthless without pictures.
On second thought, maybe not.
People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
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She fugged him to death...  ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/t2purCC.jpg)
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Some Insurance is better than others.
Last edited by richj; 07/12/23.
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Some Insurance is better that others. Mine ain't worth a damn, then. When I was in ICU after my heart procedure, after about day 4, I was asking for a shower... You can't have a shower, Sir, but we can give you a sponge bath.... Okay. I guess.... They had to have gone throughout the hospital to find the biggest, fattest, ugliest, hairiest nurse they had on duty that day for the chore.  Ummm... Thank you, but just leave that stuff there, and I'll do it myself and call you when I'm done. 
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Weren’t many decent looking ones when I had surgery in January
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Some Insurance is better that others. Mine ain't worth a damn, then. When I was in ICU after my heart procedure, after about day 4, I was asking for a shower... You can't have a shower, Sir, but we can give you a sponge bath.... Okay. I guess.... They had to have gone throughout the hospital to find the biggest, fattest, ugliest, hairiest nurse they had on duty that day for the chore. Ummm... Thank you, but just leave that stuff there, and I'll do it myself and call you when I'm done. be glad it wasn't a tranny....saw one at a local hospital... long red nails and a beard., with eye shadow.
"Minus the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the Country" Marion Barry, Mayor of Wash DC
“Owning guns is not a right. If it were a right, it would be in the Constitution.” ~Alexandria Ocasio Cortez
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Some Insurance is better that others. Mine ain't worth a damn, then. When I was in ICU after my heart procedure, after about day 4, I was asking for a shower... You can't have a shower, Sir, but we can give you a sponge bath.... Okay. I guess.... They had to have gone throughout the hospital to find the biggest, fattest, ugliest, hairiest nurse they had on duty that day for the chore. Ummm... Thank you, but just leave that stuff there, and I'll do it myself and call you when I'm done. Lol, I paid them to find her.......
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
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Could be she looked like Diane Feinstein or sompin.
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Nothing to see here - everyone gets screwed when they go to the hospital.
Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense.
Robert Frost
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When I go, I want that option.
"Life is tough, even tougher if your stupid"
John Wayne
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That's ICD-10 code OU812.
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Yessir, come and go at the same time.
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
Stupid always finds a way.
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Gives a whole new definition to "intensive care", doesn't it?
Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever!
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Had a hernia repair a couple years ago. 2 nurses in the prep area and recovery were drop-dead model gorgeous. Thankfully was a bit loopy coming out of anesthesia.My have embarrassed myself otherwise.
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When I was getting my chemo treatments one of the two nurses there took a shine to me. I just thought she was a big flirt, not ugly mind you but just as average woman. I have to go in every four months to get the port in my chest flushed And when I went to get it done about a week back she ran up, big hug and gushed all over me. Must have been four or five patients getting chemo at the time. Some shocked looks all round.
Since 1/2/20 I've spent quite a bit of time in the presence of nurses. Some were pretty damn good lookin' and a few looked like Godzilla's grandmother. Only saw one I'd liked to have bedded and she was lazy. I wonder if she kept her job? Night nurse and if you hit the button for assistance, good luck. Too busy trying to snag one of the young doctors from what I saw. She did have the looks though.
PJ
Our forefathers did not politely protest the British.They did not vote them out of office, nor did they impeach the king,march on the capitol or ask permission for their rights. ----------------They just shot them.
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Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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