why do we live in world that anytime you touch this Fuggin Computer, you get a screen screaming LOG IN!
who in the fudk benefits from an obsession of having to know and keep track of every thing anyone looks at or does in today's world?
EVIDENTLY THE mOTHER FUGGIN GOVERNMENT..
JUST LOVE TO UPDATE MY FUGGIN GOVERNMENT, SO THEY ARE UP TO DATE ON EVERYTHING I DO UP TO THE CURRENT SECOND! : i JUST TOOK A DUMP AND WIPED MY FRIGGIN ASS AT 8:05 AM.... GIVE ME AN ADDRESS AND I'LL MAIL IT TO YOUR DAMN OFFICE FOR INSPECTION, SO YOU CAN LOOK AT THAT..... AFTER YOU
LOG IN!8:07 AM.... TO YOU TRACKING ASS WHOLES, I FINISHED TAKING A PISS....GIVE ME AN ADDRESS, AND I'LL FLUSH IT TO YOUR ATTENTION, SO YOU CAN EXAMINE THAT ALSO.. DON'T FORGET TO TASTE IT, TO MAKE SURE ITS FOR REAL.
AFTER YOU
LOG IN! 
