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I saw this sticker on a truck today, I’m definitely getting one for my truck. That said it got me thinking it would make the perfect headstone for me. ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/cChbvcQF/F0-C619-D9-7627-48-A0-A782-2-D8-BB72621-F5.jpg)
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Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
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Bigger is better with butter.
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Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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Damn, get the 25 lb bag of flour. Hunt for the wet spots
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Slap her in the thigh and ride the wave in.
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Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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I was walking through a cemetery one time and I read this on a tombstone, I thought it was pretty cool. It went like this:
Two Things Stand As Stone
Kindness In Another's Troubles
And Courage in your own
KB
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This reminds me of when my wife wanted a treadmill for her birthday. I hauled it downstairs, bought broke my neck, tore cartilage in my knee. She asked how's it going. I told her I liked her better fat.
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This reminds me of when my wife wanted a treadmill for her birthday. I hauled it downstairs, bought broke my neck, tore cartilage in my knee. She asked how's it going. I told her I liked her better fat. Women are almost always better fat!
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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Ozymandias
BY PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY
I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
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Back to headstones: These two not far from where most of my family is buried, try and make it out, if you can't i'll help... ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/bRc1s1t.jpg) ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/1wPFgdl.jpg)
"...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867
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Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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On a hypochondriac's headstone- - - - - -
I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK!
Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever!
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West and wewaxation at wong wast!
On Elmer Fudd’s Headstone
"Preserving the Constitution, fighting off the nibblers and chippers, even nibblers and chippers with good intentions, was once regarded by conservatives as the first duty of the citizen. It still is." � Wesley Pruden
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Fat women are for the skinny desperate guys. Y'all can have my share of fat women.
Life is good live it while you can.
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Fat women are for the skinny desperate guys. Y'all can have my share of fat women. Or guys that honestly prefer them
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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Hey at some point you take what you can get, bigger smaller, older ,younger (but not illegal) young if she is a nice person with whom you get along with well, go for it and both of you enjoy the outcome!!
there is no man more free than he who has nothing left to lose --unknown--
" If it bleeds we can kill it" Conan The Barbarian
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