A man and woman were out for a quiet, romantic dinner at a fine restaurant. They were holding hands across the table, gazing lovingly at each other as they sipped their cocktails.
The waiter, while taking an order at a nearby table, suddenly noticed the woman slowly start sliding down her chair and under the table, but the man just stared straight ahead.
The waiter was concerned what saw happening would offend other diners. He approached their table and in a low voice said to the man, “Pardon me sir, but I believe your wife just slid beneath the table.” The man looked up and replied “No. My wife just walked into the restaurant.”
