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What aren't there more nudist colonies in Alaska?

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Originally Posted by kelbro
What aren't there more nudist colonies in Alaska?

Personally... I am very glad not to see nude Eskimos, mountain men and such.

Very glad indeed.


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That would be a mosquito's heaven.


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well, ain't that enough to frost yer nuts!...

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Originally Posted by kelbro
What aren't there more nudist colonies in Alaska?
They had a severe shrinkage issue.


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Kinda cold for that cshit

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What would they call it, "Camp Blue-Acorn"?

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One would need several pallets of 100% DEET plumbed into the shower system.

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Originally Posted by High_Noon
Originally Posted by kelbro
What aren't there more nudist colonies in Alaska?
They had a severe shrinkage issue.


I was told they shut all of them down because the girls were pocking everyone's eyes out and blinding people.
And they could not have blind people walking around nekid.

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It keeps people from wondering if what they are seeing is Sasquatch or Squaw Snatch.


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I was in Alaska recently...

A prostitute is called an Eskihoe.

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Too many skeeeeters in the summer πŸ€ͺ.
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Originally Posted by High_Noon
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What aren't there more nudist colonies in Alaska?
They had a severe shrinkage issue.

I was in the pool!

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Is that a mosquito bite or are you just happy to see me?


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Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
That would be a mosquito's heaven.

Thanks for that thought, now I'm gonna have nightmares.....


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How many clothes does an Alaskan wear in winter?

Depends on whether or not it's raining in Kona.

But I think we are booking Matzalan this winter.

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Originally Posted by kelbro
What aren't there more nudist colonies in Alaska?


Ask Stick, if anyone is game enough to run around up there with their arse hanging out...it's Stick.


These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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