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What was you "Pickup Line".
My answer(s) to follow...
In the case if Tonto, AS, GG or PB... et al...
("How did you meet your guy?" is 100% tolerant... i.e. No homophobes allowed... on a perfect normal and average Tuesday night...
If you are not actively engaging EVERY enemy you encounter... you are allowing another to fight for you... and that is cowardice... plain and simple.
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She was a good friend's wife. 
Hunt with Class and Classics
Religion: A founder of The Church of Spray and Pray
Acquit v. t. To render a judgment in a murder case in San Francisco... EQUAL, adj. As bad as something else. Ambrose Bierce “The Devil's Dictionary”
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The first one, a friend's sister, second at a club, asked her to dance.
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
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She was working in lingerie department at Macy's. I was shopping for girlfriend's Christmas gift. She helped me pick out her gifts. Made her blush a few times.
"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
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She was a good friend's wife. 😳😂
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At the MCRD, San Diego Officer's club Friday night dance and meat swap. I said "Hello."
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She put a personal ad in the back of a local farm magazine.
I could wish a lot of things on my worst enemy but neuropathy ain't one of them.
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Met mine at a Barnes & Noble book store in VA. I used to go in to buy the Double Gun Journal every once in a awhile. She was in the medical section looking at books since she was going to school the be a medical assistant. I was headed to the checkout and literally ran smack into her. So my "pick up line" was an apology for running into her and stepping on her foot. That Barnes and Nobel store had a coffee shop and I asked if I could buy her a cup. Been together ever since.
You get out of life what you are willing to accept. If you ain't happy, do something about it!
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At work.
Happens there alot.
"No good deed shall go unpunished!"
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a mutual friend introduced us. 26 years ago
FJB
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Pickup line?
Do you think you and your sister can load this firewood into the truck as fast as I can cut up the logs?
People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
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She came in and sat down in front of me in typing class. My Mother the math teacher said I needed typing, so there I sat with a cast on my right hand from football. She was wearing a back brace with a set of threaded rods to keep her head in tension to try and straighten out a bad case of scoliosis. She took pity on how badly I typed and started doing my work and passing it back.
We just celebrated year 51.
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To preserve liberty it is essential that the whole body of people always possess arms and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them.-Richard Henry Lee
Endowment Member NRA, Life Member SAF-GOA, Life-Board Member, West TN Director TFA
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she was one of my students
have fun with that
have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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In college, I was on crutches and she held the door open for me....married 41 years on Monday the 4th.
Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same. Ronald Reagan
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I've told it before, but:
I worked with a guy named Doug, we hunted and fished together, I have is Rem 700, 7RM, I got it after he passed, you'll know why later....
Anyhoo, Doug and I were at the local HS Basketball game, which is interesting itself since I cannot abide basketball. While sitting there about half way up the bleachers, this creature from behind us walked passed.
I commented to Doug, '...there goes the best pair of walking away jeans I have ever laid eyes on...'
To which Doug responded '...HEY, that's my sister...'
We actually met not long after at a family picnic I was invited to............ that was 49 years ago.
Doug passed about 6 years ago.....
Those jeans should have been bronzed!!!
"...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867
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She came looking for me 
" It ain't dead.As long as there's one cowboy taking care of one cow,it ain't dead ! "
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Blind date 51 years ago this month.
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I played golf, she was the beer cart girl.
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