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Donβt forget mulit-chain G R A P H E N E !!!!!
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Whatever direction my man servant chooses, I don't trouble myself with such mundane matters. Too busy ruling my far flung empire.
bkraft
"Four things greater than all things are, Women and Horses and Power and War."
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I remember in Saudi Arabia going into a restroom in a gas station. Open troughs in the floor, and no toilets..........
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Campfire 'Bwana
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When you pull the toilet paper from the roll, over the top of course, do you wipe front to back, or back to front? I was wishin' that chipmunk in CO would'a could'a bit you in the dick Can't find the pic.....please repost Fleabag plague carrying SOB's Cute my azz
T R U M P W O N !
U L T R A M A G A !
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Sheryl Crow once said we can save the planet if we only use one square. Anyone care to shake hands with Sheryl Crow?  like most liberals ,they will force you to do that ,but not do it thereselves and use a whole roll .kind of like her and rest of celeberties wanting you to give up yur SUV and trucks but they still have limosiens and big yahts and private jets
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![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/26ZC6D9M/IMG-0338.gif) 𦫠God I'll bet that feels good.
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
Stupid always finds a way.
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Humans are the only animal that wipes. Think about it, not natural.
No wiping for health and longevity. I don't wipe for 90 hours at a time. And when I do, no carbs in my TP. That fool canβt count . He thinks Tuesday night to Friday morning equals 90 hours. He must be changing time zones during. You're right, actually I never wipe. Because humans didn't wipe for EIGHT to TEN MILLION years and we all know that's the key. But I just can't get past the peanut-butter-in-the-carpet image in my head.
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
Stupid always finds a way.
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Big TP is polluting the average American's starfish with carcinogens, chem trails, 5G, you name it.
Recorded cases of Colorectal cancer have increased 1000s of percent since the advent of paper products. As a matter of fact, wasn't the dyed and scented tp discontinued for some kind of health issues?
MAGA
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Hustler mud pie when a pedal biker goes back to front.
MAGA
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When you pull the toilet paper from the roll, over the top of course, do you wipe front to back, or back to front? Wiping from front to back is especially important for people with a vagina. This is because it prevents fecal matter from entering the urethra, the opening where urine exits the body. Accidental exposure to fecal matter is one of the leading causes of this type of urinary tract infection
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Campfire 'Bwana
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What does it do for those who want to wash down their scrotum with 91% isopropyl alcohol?
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What does it do for those who want to wash down their scrotum with 91% isopropyl alcohol? Helps keep the flies away from your taint. π¦«
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
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If I may step up to the pedantic pedestal, βthe Goochβ* is the proper term for men. The ladies be sporting taints..
* After Bob Guccione, who was half dick, half ΔsshΕle
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My $h!t doesn't stink.
..... yea, right?
Gun Shows are almost as comical as boat ramps in the Spring.
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Why do you all feed the homoerotic fantasies of the OP? Remember this the guy who likes to beat on little boys in his own family.
The way life should be.
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