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An elderly man, while reversing his car, hits the car of the guy behind him in an expensive sports car. Enraged, the guy and his bodyguard hop out of the car and confront the old man. “Look what you did to my car,” he yells."You’re going to give me $10,000 right now or my bodyguard is gonna beat you to a pulp!”
“Oh my,” says the petrified old man,"I don't have that kind of money. Let me call my son, he trains dolphins and he’ll know what to do." "Dolphins??" the other driver shouts while rolling his eyes.
The old man pulls out his mobile phone and dials, and just as the son answers, the irate man snatches the phone away from the old man.“So, YOU’RE a dolphin trainer, huh? Well, your old man here just rear-ended my Ferrari and I need ten grand right now or me and my bodyguard will beat you AND your old man to a pulp.”
"I’ll be there in ten minutes," says the voice calmly on the other end.
Exactly ten minutes later a jeep pulls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to single-handedly beat the living daylights of both the bully and his bodyguard, leaving them in a heap on the side of the road.
When he’s finished, he walks over to his father and says: "For the last time, Dad - I train Navy Seals, not dolphins."
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Ranger
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What's the porpoise of this?
Hunt with Class and Classics
Religion: A founder of The Church of Spray and Pray
Acquit v. t. To render a judgment in a murder case in San Francisco... EQUAL, adj. As bad as something else. Ambrose Bierce “The Devil's Dictionary”
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Campfire Ranger
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Oh, I saw what you did there...
Don't give him a hard time, everyone needs a porpoise in life.
There are 2 rules to success:
1. Never tell everything that you know.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Yep, they need to be able to seal the deal.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Ranger
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Not bad was thinking the football team.
Deer Camp! about as good as it gets!
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Campfire Regular
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DON’T BE TOO PROUD OF THIS TECHNOLOGICAL TERROR YOU’VE CONSTRUCTED. THE ABILITY TO DESTROY A PLANET IS INSIGNIFICANT NEXT TO THE POWER OF THE FORCE.
- Darth Vader
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Slaves get what they need. Free men get what they want. Rehabilitation is way overrated. Orwell wasn't wrong. GOA member disappointed NRA member 24HCF SEARCH
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Campfire Ranger
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Shouldn't have spouted off like that.
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Campfire Kahuna
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"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire 'Bwana
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What's that about old men and treachery, again?
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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Some spelling errors can be corrected by a vowel movement.
~ MOLON LABE ~
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