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Glad you're safe Remsen. Quite the ordeal.

You're talking small town Iowa and the hundreds who had 50 or 100 acres for generations. The rules for selling milk and milk products put us out of business in 1968. We were too small to go big so we sold the milkers and went to just stock cows. Dad didn't like sheep so we only took a small detour into sheep and it lasted just a couple of years. We had chickens and ducks as well. The chickens were for eating and eggs and the ducks were dad's pets. That was the rural way of life for many until government got involved. The Amish are the only ones practicing that way of life now to the best of my knowledge.

kwg

For those interested, I got this picture a few minutes ago. My fake middle son (see my original post for an explanation) is a Golani soldier who was once wounded fighting in Gaza and is there now fighting again. It's purportedly a before and after picture of Hamas' "parliament" in Gaza. I didn't see him in the picture, so it probably is just something that has been circulating without attribution, but it certainly makes a point.

The yellow and green flag is the unit flag for Golani.

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Ain't that gonna go over like a fart in Temple.
Or, Da Mosque!😉

Sometimes when you starts a war you lose the war!😁

That's great!

May God bless and protect him, Reme

Remsen Pard,

As the only member that took the time to ask about his Jewish pard, you know I'm interested pard.

What is a Golani soldier pard? Do they have the biggest noses or bank accounts pard? Maybe both pard?


Your Gentile pard,
Pard

Pard Flave, I have always, and will always, worship you above all other false pards.

Golani is an infantry brigade of the Jew Defense Force. They are the most selective of all non-special forces in the Jew Defense Force and usually are the first in battle. I was never even close to being qualified for such elite duty, but I have a very large nose and an even larger bank account, so I have to believe that they select based on some other factor. I would like to think that with my shooting skills, that isn't a factor either, as I would have been the Fuhrer of the Golani brigade in my time.

I weight 612.5 lbs you think they let me join? My mom says I be a good Soldier because I’m always winning in COD (call of duty)

Depends on how that weight is distributed. I'm only 368 lbs but since I'm also 4'3" I was put into an elite unit to plug tunnels. I got a commendation for eating a lot of cabbage and going into the tunnels backwards. Fug the Geneva convention.

Jew Pard,

I appreciate your being a pard.

And I thank you for the response pard.

I know you guys don't believe in our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ but I will pray for you anyway pard.


Best of pard, pard,
Pard

The trick is to put a little corn starch in your (falafel) balls.

So Remsen,
How long are yous Jews going to stretch this thing out?
Is this a 2 month ordeal? 6 month? Years?

I don't really care how long it takes the Jews to kill all the Hamas muzzies. Just curious what your opinion is.

From what I've been seeing and hearing, it's going to be a while. At first I thought Netanyahu was making some big mistakes with the speed and direction of the response. I thought that the only right move would have been to assassinate the mullahs in Iran and leave Gaza as the sheithole that it is.

But what I'm seeing is actually a long overdue measure...Gaza is being demilitarized and a lot of it is being leveled. It's slow and methodical work to minimize our own casualties as well as those of non-combatants and it may take several more months to fully pacify the entire area, but that is what has to be done. Anything less means the rocket attacks will resume and Hamas will survive.

I hope I'm not wrong about this, but I think Netanyahu finally understands that his legacy, which he cares about deeply, can only be sealed if he's the PM who eliminates Hamas, and so far he's doing the right things to make that a reality.

Thank you, Pard Flave. One question: Is Jesus a Pard? I suspect he is only a Pard to those who accept him as G-d's only Pard, but I have to ask to make sure.

Pard,

Specifics on religions have been the wedge between pards since the beginning of pards.

Best thing a pard can do is pard up, and pard on.

Jesus' and his crew were all Jews pard. I'm sure they were just trying to get a promotion pard.



Your Pard,
Pard

As George Carlin used to say "there are 2 kinds of people on a battlefield. The poor and the minorities". Is your fake middle son one of those ?? I'm glad to see he is still kicking some Hamas butt.

kwg

I thought that the only right move would have been to assassinate the mullahs in Iran and leave Gaza as the sheithole that it is.

Um, how about both?