24hourcampfire.com
24hourcampfire.com
-->
Previous Thread
Next Thread
Print Thread
Hop To
Joined: Mar 2008
Posts: 15,638
O
Campfire Ranger
OP Offline
Campfire Ranger
O
Joined: Mar 2008
Posts: 15,638
A widow lady was awakened by a bump in the night and realized there was a burglar in the house. Having no weapons at her disposal, she decided to admonish the crook with a bit of Scripture about repentance. She yelled out Acts 2:38. Nothing. Infuriated, she stomped down the stairs and screamed, at the top of her lungs, ACTS 2:38. Instantly the thief dropped, face first to the floor and froze until the cops got there. When the officer got him to the cruiser he asked why he was waiting motionless on the floor. He replied the lady was screaming she had an axe and two 38s. ;-{>8

Thought some of you could use this tomorrow morning.


https://postimg.cc/xXjW1cqx/81efa4c5

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

Soli Deo Gloria

democrats ARE the plague.

GB1

Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 7,905
Campfire Outfitter
Online Confused
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 7,905
Great one!


GOA
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 692
Campfire Regular
Offline
Campfire Regular
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 692
Dial 1911 when there is doubt.
RB


Moderated by  RickBin 

Link Copied to Clipboard
AX24

581 members (12savage, 1936M71, 16penny, 01Foreman400, 160user, 1beaver_shooter, 53 invisible), 2,559 guests, and 1,359 robots.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod
Forum Statistics
Forums81
Topics1,191,679
Posts18,474,913
Members73,941
Most Online11,491
Jul 7th, 2023


 


Fish & Game Departments | Solunar Tables | Mission Statement | Privacy Policy | Contact Us | DMCA
Hunting | Fishing | Camping | Backpacking | Reloading | Campfire Forums | Gear Shop
Copyright © 2000-2024 24hourcampfire.com, Inc. All Rights Reserved.



Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 7.7.5
(Release build 20201027)
Responsive Width:

PHP: 7.3.33 Page Time: 0.120s Queries: 14 (0.004s) Memory: 0.7946 MB (Peak: 0.8268 MB) Data Comp: Zlib Server Time: 2024-04-28 18:02:57 UTC
Valid HTML 5 and Valid CSS