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Last night I had a disturbing dream. I went deep sea fishing with my daughter and I hooked what I thought was a giant Marlin. I fought it for hours and when I finally landed the beast, it turned out to be a 600 lb fat guy. I was so shocked, I woke myself up and when I did, my back hurt. My daughter just laughed at me. Note: I know that fat guy was 600 lb., b/c we weighed him.

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Originally Posted by High_Noon
Last night I had a disturbing dream. I went deep sea fishing with my daughter and I hooked what I thought was a giant Marlin. I fought it for hours and when I finally landed the beast, it turned out to be a 600 lb fat guy. I was so shocked, I woke myself up and when I did, my back hurt. My daughter just laughed at me. Note: I know that fat guy was 600 lb., b/c we weighed him.

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You are a latent LBP who wants to play for the other team.

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Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
Originally Posted by High_Noon
Last night I had a disturbing dream. I went deep sea fishing with my daughter and I hooked what I thought was a giant Marlin. I fought it for hours and when I finally landed the beast, it turned out to be a 600 lb fat guy. I was so shocked, I woke myself up and when I did, my back hurt. My daughter just laughed at me. Note: I know that fat guy was 600 lb., b/c we weighed him.

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You are a latent LBP who wants to play for the other team.

Probably that🤔😂

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It means get off your ass and buy a boat/truck and go saltwater fishing with your spare time.

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You were fighting our obsessive bloated government and once you had ahold of the sob your revulsion was so great your logical thought process failed you. Well that is my take anyway..mb


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You probably saw a fat ass man swimming somewhere recently.

Think back.

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When I make up stories for the grandkids, I utilize; aliens, magic, time travel, and dreams.
They know I am plot bankrupt, and jumping the shark.

Your dream about catching a big fish is the result of not making up good enough lies about fishing.


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So….when you weighed him, did you raise him by the feet or the neck? 😳


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High Noon - " ... I woke myself up and when I did, my back hurt. My daughter just laughed at me. ..."

You sleep with your daughter?? whistle

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Heck if I know. Last night I dreamed that Perry Johnson guy, the guy that was running for Republican President, I took my truck into him to look at it. Him and another guy crawled in under it and looked it over and he wrote up a bill for $300.

I pitched a fit and showed him right on his paper hanging on the wall that their installation labor rate was $28 an hour and the 2 of them were only under my truck for 10 minutes and they didn't install anything.

He said he didn't even realize that paper was hanging where it could be seen, but agreed and ended up charging me $12 instead. I don't know what that means other than maybe I shouldn't trust Perry Johnson, but I don't even know the guy. Lol.


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Originally Posted by Leanwolf
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High Noon - " ... I woke myself up and when I did, my back hurt. My daughter just laughed at me. ..."

You sleep with your daughter?? whistle

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You post that like there's a problem with it.

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Is that Boone and Crockett or Pope and Young?


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Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
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High Noon - " ... I woke myself up and when I did, my back hurt. My daughter just laughed at me. ..."

You sleep with your daughter?? whistle

L.W.

You post that like there's a problem with it.



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Change your weed habits LOL

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Originally Posted by High_Noon
Last night I had a disturbing dream. I went deep sea fishing with my daughter and I hooked what I thought was a giant Marlin. I fought it for hours and when I finally landed the beast, it turned out to be a 600 lb fat guy. I was so shocked, I woke myself up and when I did, my back hurt. My daughter just laughed at me. Note: I know that fat guy was 600 lb., b/c we weighed him.

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It sounds like an unrealized fear. Have you weighed yourself lately and didn't like what the scales told you ??

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If anybody analyzed ANY of my dreams, I'd be institutionalized.


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I would just about believe that Ingwe! Hahaha!


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Originally Posted by Leanwolf
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High Noon - " ... I woke myself up and when I did, my back hurt. My daughter just laughed at me. ..."

You sleep with your daughter?? whistle

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