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Back in the '80s up here buddy had a bumper sticker that said...... "Beaver Airways"..we fly into the bush.

There was an old man in the town I lived in in Ak. He had trouble with beavers on his property taking down his trees. He told people he was trapping them and eating them. Somebody gave him a bumper sticker that he put on his old Dodge Dart, it said “save a tree, eat a beaver”. Oh cripes we laughed and finally somebody finally told him what it meant and he scraped it off.

There is a mom at my son’s High School that has a very large window decal on the back window of her small SUV. It says “Shoot your local pedophile” and there is an image of a guy on his knees with his hands bound behind his back like he’s about to take a bullet and get kicked into a ditch!

The only one I ever liked enough to put on my vehicle had a silhouette graphic of someone digging up a grave and with the words"Exhume Goldwater !"

Got a few on my truck…this is one of my favorites.



Also saw a Chevy Chevette many years ago that had two cool ones on it. One said “It’s still a Vette” and the other said “This is my $hitBox from Hell”. 😎

Yes it's my truck.
No I won't help you move!

With a gun rack and "I'd rather be a roper than a doper" bumper sticker

"If you think I voted for him, you're crazy!"

Bruce

From Alaska pipeline days:

Happiness is a Texan flying south
with an okie under each arm.


Same time frame:

Don’t take your half out of the middle.

Why don't you show the one that says "I'm so gay I can't drive straight" or "Rear end me if you are gay"?

In high school I had a friend who was from a large LDS family of dairy farmers. They had a big dodge 15 passenger van that was dark green with tinted windows. Back then people still cruised main every night with the cruise street and all parking lots around it especially packed on weekends.

A big group of us loved that van and spent many weekends cruising around in it meeting new people and going from party to party.

The kid who's family owned it was a good kid from a very strict old school family. He and made a great designated driver because he kept himself in good driving shape but was always down for another crazy adventure. We have hundreds of stories about that van, everyone loved that thing.

One day I secretly put a sticker on the back bumper of the van as a joke. It read "Don't laugh Mr. your daughter could be in here."

My friend unfortunately didn't notice it until after his parents saw it first. They were old school uptight and very strict and were not happy at all. As a result they grounded him from using the van for 3 months. When our group of friends found out I'd put the sticker on there the were so pissed I thought I was going to get ran out of town. I still can't believe how upset some people were but it was like I'd ruined every party on every weekend for 3 months.

To this day I still don't think my older brother knows who put the bumper sticker on his old z28 that said "If I don't get laid soon someone's going to get hurt". He didn't notice it for about 2 weeks and his friends that did didn't tell him because they though it was so funny. The van sticker taught us that sometimes it's better to not fess up.

I do miss the old cruising main st days. That's when kids actually got out of the house and socialized in person.

Bb

I made one that said:

I'm gay....honk if you wanna play

And put it on a co workers bumper. He drove around with it on his truck for darn near three weeks saying he couldn't understand why he getting flipped off or honked at so much before he saw it.

Man was he pissed

That's what I wanna give the folks wearing masks in December 2023. LOL

If it’ll save me from the crap they’re spewing I’m good with it. Know the enemy

Don't forget the huge YETI "please steal me" decals.

Easy, lots of them around here as they've gone kind of viral:

I'M A NATIVE SON OF A B*I*T*C*H*
(Boise Idaho Transplanted Californian Heaven)

Only criminals and idiots wear masks.