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Derp, cmon. I thought I was helping you out with it being Christmas and all.
Little internet pussy Had you pegged from the git go.
Little anchor biter that has no life, so tries to latch on to somebody else's..
Alright derp, we are in this spot because you just run your mouth all Willy nilly. It took it as a cry for help. I can help you derp. However, if you keep this up youβre gonna have to pay someone else for lady advice. Do you wanna do that? I didnβt think so. Now itβs the new year coming up I will give you a flat rate of $80 for the year.
Are you in, derp? We got this man!
Little internet pussy. Still tryin to tongue my ass.
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Next, Iβm gonna set you up with training videos to start, ok? Ok, letβs goβ¦.. get back to me when your done watching this so we can check your progress
Derp, cmon. I thought I was helping you out with it being Christmas and all.
Little internet pussy Had you pegged from the git go.
Little anchor biter that has no life, so tries to latch on to somebody else's..
Alright derp, we are in this spot because you just run your mouth all Willy nilly. It took it as a cry for help. I can help you derp. However, if you keep this up youβre gonna have to pay someone else for lady advice. Do you wanna do that? I didnβt think so. Now itβs the new year coming up I will give you a flat rate of $80 for the year.
Are you in, derp? We got this man!
Little internet pussy. Still tryin to tongue my ass.
What did I tell you about that schit. Shhhhh, get yourself together man. Your breaking rule #2, keep your homoerotic thoughts to yourself. It sounds gay. The ladies donβt like it.
Next, Iβm gonna set you up with training videos to start, ok? Ok, letβs goβ¦.. get back to me when your done watching this so we can check your progress
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Slaves get what they need. Free men get what they want.