|
|
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 67,193 Likes: 40
Campfire Kahuna
|
OP
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 67,193 Likes: 40 |
Acrobats
clowns
Freakshow
the food
Lion tamers
elephant tricks
Others?
Just that
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 45,248 Likes: 21
Campfire 'Bwana
|
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 45,248 Likes: 21 |
Wut kinda kweshun is thet?
Watched thet dang rose perraid tother day. dint even have no lil car with 12 clowns in it?
sum perraid
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2017
Posts: 19,741 Likes: 15
Campfire Ranger
|
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Apr 2017
Posts: 19,741 Likes: 15 |
Female fire eaters and sword swallowers.
"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 26,538 Likes: 3
Campfire Ranger
|
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 26,538 Likes: 3 |
FJB & FJT
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 38,907 Likes: 8
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 38,907 Likes: 8 |
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 69,674 Likes: 21
Campfire Kahuna
|
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 69,674 Likes: 21 |
When I was a little boy, my parents took me to the circus in the coliseum of the bigger town next to us. It was all great! But when a real gorilla got loose and climbed up into the spectator seating, things got REAL entertaining real quick!  I still remember that. I had to have been around 5 years old at the time. Good times!
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 67,193 Likes: 40
Campfire Kahuna
|
|
OP
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 67,193 Likes: 40 |
Ohhh i meant to say that one Thanks
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 151,807 Likes: 19
Campfire Savant
|
|
Campfire Savant
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 151,807 Likes: 19 |
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 26,538 Likes: 3
Campfire Ranger
|
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 26,538 Likes: 3 |
FJB & FJT
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 67,193 Likes: 40
Campfire Kahuna
|
|
OP
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 67,193 Likes: 40 |
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2017
Posts: 19,741 Likes: 15
Campfire Ranger
|
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Apr 2017
Posts: 19,741 Likes: 15 |
That swallows swords And pink popcorn bricks.
"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 9,743 Likes: 15
Campfire Outfitter
|
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 9,743 Likes: 15 |
🐘 🐘 🐘 Big Fat Elephants🐘 🐘 🐘
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 67,193 Likes: 40
Campfire Kahuna
|
|
OP
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 67,193 Likes: 40 |
You ever see that guy that could gulp a goldfish and puke it back out still alive?
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 9,743 Likes: 15
Campfire Outfitter
|
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 9,743 Likes: 15 |
I held my Goldfish down, colored water and all.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 131,777 Likes: 22
Campfire Sage
|
|
Campfire Sage
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 131,777 Likes: 22 |
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2018
Posts: 17,064 Likes: 12
Campfire Ranger
|
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Nov 2018
Posts: 17,064 Likes: 12 |
Took the kids to the circus when they were young. We were seated about halfway up the bleachers when they brought out the elephants to trot around the ring. One of the male elephants became sexually excited and his enormous member was swinging back and forth between his back legs and slinging goo all over the people in the front rows. They had to bring out the hooks to get him out of the ring.
Should've seen all the people wiping elephant [bleep] off their faces. I LOL'd.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2013
Posts: 28,840 Likes: 9
Campfire Ranger
|
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Nov 2013
Posts: 28,840 Likes: 9 |
The exit.
That said, I once attended the Moscow Circus, Soviet Era, which was far better than any home-grown one I’ve been to.
My most memorable circus performance was the one when my son, aged maybe 4, threw up cotton candy all over my white shirt and I had to carry him half way around the three rings to the bathroom to get us cleaned up.
What fresh Hell is this?
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 4,404 Likes: 1
Campfire Tracker
|
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 4,404 Likes: 1 |
Which end was bearded? Seriously tho, I have never been a fan of circuses, but I enjoyed seeing my kids' wide-eyed wonder when they were little. Worth the price of admission.
"No good deed shall go unpunished!"
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 13,391 Likes: 4
Campfire Outfitter
|
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 13,391 Likes: 4 |
I always thought it was great excitement to watch a lion or tiger suddenly "go native" and rip the head off its trainer. Very entertaining!  L.W.
"Always go straight forward, and if you meet the devil, cut him in two and go between the pieces." (William Sturgis, clipper ship captain, 1830s.)
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2010
Posts: 408
Campfire Member
|
|
Campfire Member
Joined: Apr 2010
Posts: 408 |
|
|
|
|
|
613 members (1minute, 160user, 1beaver_shooter, 10Glocks, 10gaugeman, 1lessdog, 64 invisible),
2,269
guests, and
1,283
robots. |
|
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
|
Forums81
Topics1,192,695
Posts18,494,170
Members73,977
| |
Most Online11,491
Jul 7th, 2023
|
|
|
|
