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Why not a local Amish girl?


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Vietnamnamese. She can pull bugs off the tater plants, cook you up a bowl of golden retriever stew, and field strip an AK all while giving birth to a little future VC sapper.

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Originally Posted by auk1124
Vietnamnamese. She can pull bugs off the tater plants, cook you up a bowl of golden retriever stew, and field strip an AK all while giving birth to a little future VC sapper.

Impressive.

I had a Eskimo chick that could piss off the side of my skiff while underway, I found that to be a cunning quality.

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Originally Posted by Irving_D
I wonder how the process of a mail order bride works compared to marrying them in their country as far as visas are concerned

Marriage is their ticket to American citizenship.

Gotta watch cause that's all some are after..

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IMO it's about 6 of one, half a dozen of the other, etc.

I've known some men that weren't very happy
because they stayed all puffed up and looking
for a conflict about their furrener wife.
Known some others that wallered in high cotton.
A long time girlfriend I had, had a filipina sister
in law that was what they used to call a nympho.
She'd been caught several times, and used to
tease/tempt me all the time. She looked just
like that woman that played on the Relic Hunter
tv show, except without the boobs.
Could have been sisters. She had the biggest
collection of toys that I'd seen at the time.
Worked with a man that had a m.o. bride he
was all grins about, until their baby came out
wrongly tinted quite unlike either one of them.
He was pretty hard to get along with after that.

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I would hope to have raised a son wise enough to make his own good choices. Hopefully also strong enough to tell the old man where to go, should I take issue with his choice. Then I’d know I’d done my job as a father. Sorry if that doesn’t fit the narrative. 🫤

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Originally Posted by Grumman
Why not a local Amish girl?
How do you order one?? Do they come in all sizes?

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I struggle to imagine needing to go offshore to find a bride. There are plenty of women here.


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Tons of women here, why go to all that trouble. You are asking for trouble!!!

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Read the original post. This is a post apocalyptic scenario fantasy short story. GFC

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Originally Posted by Alan_C
Originally Posted by Grumman
Why not a local Amish girl?
How do you order one?? Do they come in all sizes?



Smalls are out of stock

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Originally Posted by BeardedGunsmith
Those Ukrainian girls are all about the anal.

😆😳

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Eastern Europe. I’d like to keep the gene pool at least within the pasture.

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Originally Posted by hanco
Tons of women here, why go to all that trouble. You are asking for trouble!!!
Originally Posted by hanco
Tons of women here, why go to all that trouble. You are asking for trouble!!!



lol. Most of them are trouble. Ex’s, Brat kids, baggage…. Cheating bitches…

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I want this one from Russia!

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Originally Posted by Teal
Someone from the former Jugoslavia that lived through the break-up.

Need someone handy with a weapon, can run Ham-ops network, and make killer bread in austere circumstances.

Absolutely "killer" suggestion. Croatia?


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Instead of marrying these beeotches, these fellers should just rent them for a few months... or a few hours.

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Originally Posted by JeffA
Filipino women have big needy families that require lots of cash to be shipped 'back home'.

Most of them pretty good workers though, if ya can afford to support their families.

If you think back to 1920, labor was in short supply. Big needy family is not a disadvantage if they are not from the "entitled" class.


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