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I want this one from Russia! ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/L8Bd5qF1/873-F6503-D329-4-F54-B381-8-D9-FB06-A8183.jpg) ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/0yqR9YFv/E253-EFAB-6-A37-41-A7-8386-B0-CF78637-AD0.jpg) Shade in the summer, warmth in the winter. At least she doesn't have worms. If she was a Hereford, we would call her "a easy keeper" She’s definitely an easy keeper, do anything in the world for you with a smile no less.
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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I want this one from Russia! Shade in the summer, warmth in the winter. At least she doesn't have worms. If she was a Hereford, we would call her "a easy keeper" If she were a Hereford LOL her legs are larger than a Hereford so… 5’8”, 240 lbs 🥵
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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I want this one from Russia! Shade in the summer, warmth in the winter. At least she doesn't have worms. If she was a Hereford, we would call her "a easy keeper" If she were a Hereford LOL her legs are larger than a Hereford so… 5’8”, 240 lbs 🥵 What’s wrong with that? She can pull a plow just fine.
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I say have some fun with it. Your reader will expect her to be Eastern European because of the stereotype. Make her some kind of prima donna but let her character evolve when she realizes she has to pull the trigger or die.
Then make her kill someone with an axe to protect the family. And not sloppily, so maybe there’s a question about her past. She knows how to swing an axe and when the time came she didn’t hesitate. No one had to tell her what to do.
Much more engaging than a trope.
And give me credit for the idea.
Good idea! And make her a Trans, that’s in love with Taylor Swift and she goes around finding victims to slay with her axe. She ties them to the bed, turns on some Taylor Swift, and takes the axe to them! She cuts up her victims into small pieces, cooks them up and feeds them to homeless and is later given an award by the towns Mayor for her humanitarian efforts. But little does the public know, she is the Axe Swifty!!!
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I want this one from Russia! Shade in the summer, warmth in the winter. At least she doesn't have worms. If she was a Hereford, we would call her "a easy keeper" If she were a Hereford LOL her legs are larger than a Hereford so… 5’8”, 240 lbs 🥵 What’s wrong with that? She can pull a plow just fine. Nothing at all, she beautiful!
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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She's, just a little huskie.
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She's, just a little huskie. I like em thick!!
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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She's, just a little huskie. What I wanna know is how can you tell she attended the University of Washington?
I am a conservative with a lowercase "c".
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I say have some fun with it. Your reader will expect her to be Eastern European because of the stereotype. Make her some kind of prima donna but let her character evolve when she realizes she has to pull the trigger or die.
Then make her kill someone with an axe to protect the family. And not sloppily, so maybe there’s a question about her past. She knows how to swing an axe and when the time came she didn’t hesitate. No one had to tell her what to do.
Much more engaging than a trope.
And give me credit for the idea.
P I married a trailer park girl who had never driven a manual transmission, cut up or canned a deer, made sauerkraut, or canned beans. Never gardened until we started dating. Timid. Right after out honeymoon she went to truck driving school, we drove long haul for several years. She has been right beside me in some food gathering escapades, we mostly lived on deer meat for a couple lean years. Put up over 100# of sauerkraut this year. That skinny, trailer park girl that was never actually in a Redneck lifestyle, now lives in a very nice neighborhood. And will out work a lot of men cuting wood, helping dig a ditch, right beside me fixing a septic pump..... Pharmseller has a great idea. If your style allows for Tom Clancy style character development. Let her be a person. No idea how your story line is, how they meet. This young woman could provide a lot of storyline. Spoiled, educated, beauty queen, daughter of a wealthy Swiss Banker. Loves cross country skiing, mostly for solace.
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Gotta ask, the mail hardly works now and you think it will after chit hits the fan? Well as long as your dreaming go to Misc. Forum, Hot ladies thread scroll thru a few pages and check out Nata Lee just a hard working Russian gal with no plans to go back I'd guess. Looks like she could pull your horse around. Lol
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I got me one raised poor and barefoot in the hills of Missouri, she's a good'un. Nothing else quite like a soft, sweet woman in a warm bed.
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So my currently story line needs a mail-order bride. Please share your opinions!!!
If the [bleep]-hit-the-fan and social order disintegrated and your son showed up at your house with a mail-order bride, where would you want her to have come from?
So, if you had to pick a country-of-origin for a mail-order-bride to be an asset to the family during civil disorder and a rapid retrograde to 1920 technology....which country would it be?
Thanks a million.
-Joe I'd go with Russia. When I was going through my divorce from Satan back in the mid-90s, I saw an ad for mail-order Russian brides. I subscribed just as a lark. Every month, I got a diskette with a few dozen bios and photos. The drop-dead gorgeous ones were all X-d out and marked "Taken." The ones left had bios like "Works in QC at Ammo plant #13" or "Insemination Specialist at Poultry Plant." They looked fairly high mileage. I had a buddy who taught Supply Side Econ at Moscow University every winter. He said that as soon as he arrived, he'd be set on by gorgeous Russian women who asked to practice their English with him. He'd have a good time, wine and dine them and then dump them when he left back for the states. Wash, rinse, repeat.
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Another vote for Russian. A sturdy young babushka. Another vote for Russian. A sturdy young babushka. I thought babushkas were the older ladies with 2 layers of wool sweaters, heavy skirts, and pantyhose! You can tell the pantyhose cause when they fart their ankles swell! Sounds like my 2nd. grade teacher Mrs. Bath. Big 'ol gal who wore a tight girdle and when she passed gas, that girdle would hold that smell for a long time. Couldn't wait for the bell and a quick run outside for fresh air.
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