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Not saying they don’t do lots to fake the good looks as they age, but there are other reasons they don’t look like the fat bitch at Walmart. They live easy lives, exercise as much or more than they wish, eat expensive organic food if they want, have access to excellent healthcare and training in healthy living. All that alone would help a gal look a hell of a lot better at 64 than a woman who had three kids, worked at a factory, got divorced and spent her life in debt and broke, looks at 45. Change my mind.

64 yr old vag. Ehhhh. Have they started to shave the old lips off and replace them with some fresher ones yet? If not they need to. Also need to get a high-powered NASA laser out and blast that wasp nest of a bush off that thang while they are down there

The 78 year old classmate who graduated high school with me in 1963 and looked me up on social media a few years ago looks good- - - -not like she did 60 years ago, but she's still fit, trim, healthy, and she goes line dancing a couple of times a week. She's retired, widowed, owns her home, and is financially secure. Still trying to figure out why she's interested in keeping in touch with me, but I'm not complaining!

My brother was at my house one night when Marie was on the TV & she passed out on stage.

My whoredog brother yelled out, "fuqk her before she get's cold". Thought I'd die, thought same but couldn't say it.. Wife didn't say a word, just shook her head.

About ten years ago, my wife and I went to Vegas . My wife always had a crush on Donny when she was a teenager, so of course, we had to go see their show at the Flamingo. When Marie came out to do the pre-show warm-up, as she was talking to the audience, she asked how we liked her dress, Black,tight, and I shouted out "You are Gorgeous" and the next thing I know, she brings me up on stage with her. She asked me lots of questions and if I voted for her on dancing with the stars. I had not, don't normally watch, but told her that when she was on it, I made it a point to tune in. We were cutting up on the stage and then she asked me if I could dance the Tango, and I told her No, so she told me I would have to sing before I could leave the stage. Now, while this was going on, she was wrapped up in my arms like we were lovers(her move-showbiz) and I can tell you for a fact, She is tiny, maybe 5 foot tall, she placed my hands around her waist and they met together and I have small hands. We were in full body contact and up close and personal and I will tell you that she is indeed, really gorgeous and then had, just the tiniest hint of crows feet in the corner of her eyes. I was doing everything I could not to get a hard-on, in the spotlight, tight against her and she just smiled at me in that way that let me know she knew exactly what effect she was having on me! She turned around, wrapped my arms around her and backed her cute little butt against me(God, help me) and we sang a duet of Patsy Clines hit "CRAZY". I am no singer, but several people in the audience later told me that I reminded them of Tom T. Hall and I think they were just being nice. She had a photographer come up and take our picture with her in my arms, I am 6 foot, 220 and had to bend over a little so she could get her arms around my neck for the shot. She also told me to bring my wife backstage to meet Donny after the show. She really is a sweetheart and after the show, we were escorted back stage and met Donny and it was a real thrill for my wife! They took pictures of us together and presented them to us in a leather Album. They are both a class act and are very down to earth. I don't recall how many kids Marie has, but I know several of them are adopted. I think I am a pretty good judge of character, and was not star struck, but they really are genuinely nice people that just happen to be in show business. Anyway, that is my story and when I tell you that Marie is all kind of fine, you can take it to the bank!

She's had weight fluctuations, but for her age she's still incredible.

How’s the boner working? Might want to hit her up

She's had weight fluctuations, but for her age she's still incredible.

[quote=hardin284]64 yr old vag. Ehhhh. Have they started to shave the old lips off and replace them with some fresher ones yet? If not they need to. Also need to get a high-powered NASA laser out and blast that wasp nest of a bush off that thang while they are down there