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"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
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Campfire Outfitter
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The old farts that take 15 minutes to pee in a crowded restroom when you’re sweating from having to piss so bad. Your turn's coming. I hope that someday you're in a big hurry and it just won't come. Just remember this thread as you're wringing to take a pee. As the prostate gets older, it gets bigger and squeezes off the urethra. It can't be helped. Yeah, young whipper snappers that rush us while we're trying to get the plumbing turned off.
"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem."
Ronald Reagan
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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The old farts that take 15 minutes to pee in a crowded restroom when you’re sweating from having to piss so bad. Your turn's coming. I hope that someday you're in a big hurry and it just won't come. Just remember this thread as you're wringing to take a pee. As the prostate gets older, it gets bigger and squeezes off the urethra. It can't be helped. Maybe someday you'll be one who finally has a session where it won't come at all. That's a painful trip to the ER for a catheter. At least I've never been even close to that point but it happened to a friend at 3am one night. What, there's no Roto-Rooters in Idaho?
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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People looking at their cell phones and don't go when the light turns green.
"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem."
Ronald Reagan
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Plus, he's riding on the wrong side of the road.
"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem."
Ronald Reagan
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Campfire Regular
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Waiting in a parking lot for a space after seeing someone get into/start/and sit on their phones for 15 minutes without moving. SELFISH.
I'm sure they're all conducting multi-million dollar business deals right there in the lot.
-Ken
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Campfire Tracker
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Old people in public. Fugg up E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I have no complaints
I love everyone
I love everything
I adopted a different attitude recently,
Everythin is copacetic
chill dudes
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
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Campfire Regular
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People buying scratch offs at the gas station. Get a real addiction. Go smoke cracking or something worth while.
People that don't turn right on red when they're allowed to.
People that walk slow as hell in the middle of the grocery isle.
People afraid of answering an unfamiliar number and then don't have their voice-mail set up.
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Dumbfugks that are surprised that after being rung up in the check out line they have to pay. Really you mouth-breathing fugkwit? You worked your way to the register from 5 customers deep, stood in line for 5 minutes while some goddam waterhead tried to find pink grapfruit on the code sheet, let her finish ringing everything up, then you decide to fumble fugk your way through your fifty five gallon purse to look for your check book. Go jam a glowing hot fire poker up your pisshole you hideous holstein. I could have said it, but not that good! Solid A+ for descriptive writing.
Let's Go Brandon! FJB
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Four 300 pound black women sitting at the closest table to the seafood buffet at the casino denying anyone else any crab legs atall!  
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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An idiotic statement by NVhntr: The old farts that take 15 minutes to pee in a crowded restroom when you’re sweating from having to piss so bad. Your turn's coming. I hope that someday you're in a big hurry and it just won't come. Just remember this thread as you're wringing it to take a pee. As the prostate gets older, it gets bigger and squeezes off the urethra. It can't be helped. Maybe someday you'll be one who finally has a session where it won't come at all. That's a painful trip to the ER for a catheter. At least I've never been even close to that point but it happened to a friend at 3am one night. Old farts without a sense of humor. I’m 71, have an enlarged prostate and take 15 minutes to pee. Cheer up, you’ll die soon enough.
Let's Go Brandon! FJB
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Old people who turn corners like they're hauling a load of nitro. They damn near come to a stop.
Broncos are officially the worst team in the nation this year.
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I have no complaints
I love everyone
I love everything
I adopted a different attitude recently,
Everythin is copacetic
chill dudes THC induced posting.
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-Bikers hogging up roads
-Democrats
-People driving like jackasses while looking at their phones
-Democrats
-Covtards
-Democrats
-Stop lights, I live in very rural area
-Democrats
-Cities and the mean useless pricks who reside there
-Did I mention Democrats yet?
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Plus, he's riding on the wrong side of the road. There's no correct side of the road for a bicycle.
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Campfire Kahuna
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People who have given up...and try to get others to be bitches like them.
I am MAGA.
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Campfire Ranger
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Dumbfugks that are surprised that after being rung up in the check out line they have to pay. Really you mouth-breathing fugkwit? You worked your way to the register from 5 customers deep, stood in line for 5 minutes while some goddam waterhead tried to find pink grapfruit on the code sheet, let her finish ringing everything up, then you decide to fumble fugk your way through your fifty five gallon purse to look for your check book. Go jam a glowing hot fire poker up your pisshole you hideous holstein. Boomer balancing their checkbooks after paying at checkout or paying by credit card and doing the e signature 10 tens because e sig doesn’t look like their real pen signature
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I have no complaints
I love everyone
I love everything
I adopted a different attitude recently,
Everythin is copacetic
chill dudes Don’t hold it in man, you’ll pop.
Let's Go Brandon! FJB
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