The left lane campers thread was just a start.
There seems to be a lot of pent up frustration on the campfire of late; cabin fever maybe?
Why limit it to the left lane? Go ahead and relieve your burden by telling us what else pushes your buttons.

I’ll start:
People who park at the gas pumps than go in the Stop n Go and shop for half an hour.
Shopping cart jams at the Costco samples stations.
The old farts that take 15 minutes to pee in a crowded restroom when you’re sweating from having to piss so bad.
Asian shoppers at Costco.
Your neighbors dog that barks the entire time your in your back yard.
Complainers on the Campfire. Oops

Fat women on scooters blocking the aisles in WalMart!

Fat chicks in bikinis.

When I bring my beer to the checkout counter, them sumbitches want me to pay for it!!

When my guys push snow off the parking lot and pile it on the sidewalk.

When my wife calls me on my cell phone when I'm in the back yard instead of just sticking her head out of the door to talk to me. She did that yesterday when I was out back shoveling snow.

Mailboxes getting broke into!!!!!

In gasoline cars at the diesel pump.



So is the old fart.
"When I was a young man, I use to pee in a high arc. Now, I gotta kinda watch my feet."
Phil Robertson

Especially in the supplemental vitamins and minerals aisle.

Jim Conrad, he really gets my blood boiling

😂

Obviously……left lane campers

Using your excellent examples

Gas pump inconsiderate a$$wipes
Costco car jams- living rural, our Costco is in a smaller city…..no significant jams
Costco Asians - shopping in small city….. few, very few Asians
Neighbors barking dogs - see living rural

I guess I should be happy…….why am I not! 😉🤪 memtb

Dumbfugks that are surprised that after being rung up in the check out line they have to pay. Really you mouth-breathing fugkwit? You worked your way to the register from 5 customers deep, stood in line for 5 minutes while some goddam waterhead tried to find pink grapfruit on the code sheet, let her finish ringing everything up, then you decide to fumble fugk your way through your fifty five gallon purse to look for your check book. Go jam a glowing hot fire poker up your pisshole you hideous holstein.

Phuq, I got you all beat!
Although the state would never admit it, I know Goddang well that there’s a magnetic strip hidden in my DL that switches the green lights to red as I approach.
Penny accused me of”lollygagging”, but I know that it’s a conspiracy against me!😀
Reon

Millions of illegals running across our southern border.

Your turn's coming. I hope that someday you're in a big hurry and it just won't come. Just remember this thread as you're wringing it to take a pee.
As the prostate gets older, it gets bigger and squeezes off the urethra. It can't be helped. Maybe someday you'll be one who finally has a session where it won't come at all. That's a painful trip to the ER for a catheter.
At least I've never been even close to that point but it happened to a friend at 3am one night.

Joe Biden and the Marxists that are pulling his strings.

Order pickers at K-Rogers with the huge carts blocking 50% of the aisles.

I read the thread title and this very thing was the first I thought of.. but I don't think I would have come up with that language to describe it! Funny as h3ll

Waiting in the driveway of the grocery store parking lot to park 2 spaces closer. All just to go inside and walk up and down every isle. That 20' really makes a difference. lol

Ultra safe 10mph drivers on snowy roads. They are more dangerous than the idiots hauling ass. Just somewhere in the middle please.

Entitled assrabbits that have 2000 dollar cellphones that will not put them away during instructional time but try to "skirt" the rules by texting and chatting with them hidden between their legs or under their skirts. You have to call them on it but they complain that you are looking in the wrong places and violated their privacy. Parents think that their little baby can do no wrong and doesn't have a problem with cell phone addiction. Administrators check off every student with a phone in your class. I am glad that this is my final run. It is just like figuring out what their name of the day and sex of the day is. Sorry I shouldn't get pissed about it but it is there.

Yeah, young whipper snappers that rush us while we're trying to get the plumbing turned off.

What, there's no Roto-Rooters in Idaho?

People looking at their cell phones and don't go when the light turns green.

Plus, he's riding on the wrong side of the road.

Waiting in a parking lot for a space after seeing someone get into/start/and sit on their phones for 15 minutes without moving. SELFISH.
I'm sure they're all conducting multi-million dollar business deals right there in the lot.

-Ken

Old people in public. Fugg up E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G.

I have no complaints

I love everyone

I love everything

I adopted a different attitude recently,

Everythin is copacetic

chill dudes

People buying scratch offs at the gas station. Get a real addiction. Go smoke cracking or something worth while.

People that don't turn right on red when they're allowed to.

People that walk slow as hell in the middle of the grocery isle.

People afraid of answering an unfamiliar number and then don't have their voice-mail set up.

I could have said it, but not that good!
Solid A+ for descriptive writing.

Four 300 pound black women sitting at the closest table to the seafood buffet at the casino denying anyone else any crab legs atall!

Old farts without a sense of humor.
I’m 71, have an enlarged prostate and take 15 minutes to pee.
Cheer up, you’ll die soon enough.

Old people who turn corners like they're hauling a load of nitro. They damn near come to a stop.

THC induced posting.

-Bikers hogging up roads
-Democrats
-People driving like jackasses while looking at their phones
-Democrats
-Covtards
-Democrats
-Stop lights, I live in very rural area
-Democrats
-Cities and the mean useless pricks who reside there
-Did I mention Democrats yet?

There's no correct side of the road for a bicycle.

People who have given up...and try to get others to be bitches like them.

Boomer balancing their checkbooks after paying at checkout or paying by credit card and doing the e signature 10 tens because e sig doesn’t look like their real pen signature

Don’t hold it in man, you’ll pop.

Not getting a discount for self checkout

yep and also people who take forever to turn off the road and who dont give their signal light while your waiting to get on the road,, also when they drive slow and when you pass them ,they wake the fk up and stay on your ass

Sometimes I like to tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

That's just how I roll.

Liberal dicksuckers like hosfly ^^^

We’ll not all are bad!

Had an old guy tell me he took half a Viagra a day to keep from pizzing on his shoes.

Q-Bitches like hosfly

Old fuggers with nothing better to do than to bitch and moan on an Internet forum.

I’m gonna havta try me some of that thc one of these days!

I got one!
Weatherman on tee vee telling me to wear a coat in January!
I got that much figgered out there whippersnapper!!!

When you know a full 2 miles in advance that your lane is ending, please wait until the last second and slam on your brakes to try and weasel into a line of cars.

It's been over an hour now.

Probably ain't gonna work no matter how much longer you abuse that thing.

Similar

Standing in line to get on the bus (and actually paying). Numb nuts wait until they get on the bus to fish for their Metrocard or change.

Waiting in line while Lawanda or Sally mae chews the fat with her cousin the cashier.

We run a club/pistol range. It's $3 to shoot all day long. Pinky ring types show up with $100 bills.
We usually send them to the cash machine in the bar. They gotta pay the $2.35 for a withdrawal .

People running red lights. I pray for a TBONE by a garbage truck.

Strings on charcoal bags!!!!!

Oh my!

Asian fishermen

It's cool bruh

nuthin to hold in.

just let all the bad stuff go

roll right off

all them jerks are someone's children.

never heard of it

nasty fat women wearing yoga pants.

Ya'll fuggs learned how to use a round about, yet ??

Of course you do, it's buy 1, get 1 free !

I suspect there are alot of people getting a discount for self checkout

This is America.

We drive on the correct side of the road and



we don't need no stinkin' roundabouts


I hope Trump pulls all federal road funding to any jurisdiction that wants to install any more of those abominations

You do them a favor and buy them a little diesel.

People that just won't mind their own damn business

Whoa, there Mr !!

Kamo is a great guy !

Thought youse was letting it, just, roll off ?

People that use the center turn lane as a merge lane.

We’re still figuring out blinking yellow left turn lights.

hey now...whoa...lets not get crazy here

Pavement apes...

People not taking a call so it goes to voice-mail, then calling you back without listening to the voice-mail so I have to repeat the same [bleep] over again. If that's all you do, don't have voice-mail!

The illegals coming in and paying for everything in hundreds, cause they get paid under the table and I ain't seen a hundred dollar bill in my pocket cause we're giving all of it away to these same fuggs.

Especially the asshats cashing in their scratch offs to get more scratch offs. Make up your feeble assed mind. 😡

And even worse than the idiots that won’t turn right on red, are the dipschitts that sat there when the light turns green texting on their damn cellphone.

Wished I had a air horn from an 18 wheeler to honk their dumbasses out of the way. 😡

they are probably looking at the scratch offs at the red light!

People that "rescue" everything.

Having to pay, at the pump, to put gas in my work truck, only to have the receipt printer roll empty.

Now I gotta go inside, to get a fuel receipt !

Fugg, shouldn't have quit smoking, yesterday.

Preach it, brother!

Parking way out in a parking lot and some jackwad parks right next to me. Have to squeeze my ass through my door so I don’t bang their door.
My buddy had it happen to him in a Walmart parking lot.
Guy was out of his car talking on the phone. Buddy asked him to move his car. Guy flipped him off. Wrong thing to do, Buddy layed him out.

Hmm. I'm with you on the gas pumps. Plus they inevitably leave while the vehicle is still being fueled which is a violation of fire code as I recall. And if it over pumps, the spill is your responsibility... haz mat cleanup.

Samples. I go around. Its easy.

Pee. I pee as fast as I can. YMMV. If its at a dance its not because you are old its because you drank so much

Neighbors. We don't have any very close. Not closer than 1/4 mile. Works out I suppose.

Complain on the fire. It didn't happen that much until a group showed up and just ruined it. Hmm. I"m complaining. Of course I'm only on here in cabin fever season. When I'm off for a while. Rest of the time I avoid the [bleep] show that its allowed to become. Thankfully there is a better place.

Also, this..

When I get a scratchoff, I borrow a quarter off the red dot gal behind the counter and scratch it right there at the register. That way if I win, I can just trade it for more scratchoffs.

I think them gals at the register are sweet on me. Need to put on some Brut next time I go in there.

I take a picture of the pump. text or email. No going in for me. All they need is a record. Thats what they get.

Oh thats so smart. Guess he got an assault charge then. Way to many idiots in this world.

Sunday drivers 7 days a week

Medical personnel pulling electrodes off, pulling out my chest hairs.

FJB

The parking at the pump thing is so that the guy can go into the store to get some beer and that way it looks like just a fill up.

Pro tip - use Hai Karate

HeeHaw, Gloom,, despair, and agony on me.

Smokers throwing cigarette butts out the window in the heat of summer...🖕

Smokers throwing cigarette butts out the window in the heat of summer...🖕f'n c-suckers.

Suckers on the Fire who can't stand Believers and develop uncontrollable animosity so gang up and attack them supposedly for other reasons since they are too chicken schiett to just come out and tell the truth about the fact they don't like someone because they are a Believer.

Hanging is too good.

Wow dude a big +1 to that!

Someone was doing this - my friend rolled my passenger side window down and yelled ''don't flip it''. I always think of that whenever someone turns off super slow.

Going through a drive through fast food. Usually a woman and a bunch a kids. They order talking Spanish , they have to ask the kids what they want , 15 minutes later they pull forward to pay. They pull up about 3 feet away from the pay window, they can’t reach to pay or get their food. Then there is the ones that go inside to order and wash their hands in the soda machine. The bonus is when they change a baby diaper in the parking lot and throw it on the pavement. Very Classy !!!

Mutha fuqkas gossiping in the grocery store isle 🤬

It's cool,no problemo amigo del norte

not really a complaint................................



just a statement of the facts in a calm and measured voice.

chill baby, chill

Yeah we know Jag, if we don’t drink the Q-laid we’re all going to hell.
You’re up early today.

Festivus was last month!

Thanks, brother cranberry

No kidding.

People who can't wait to get on the 'fire and post "the world is coming to an end" threads based on what they read or heard some other dumbass say.

Traffic jams at the gas pumps because some holeass is parked facing the wrong way because some other holeass decided to put the gas fill on the wrong side of the vehicle.

Drive throughs. Each and every one suck.

Self centered brainless people who make a 90 degree turn into a 22 degree turn. Usually with no blinker and an irritated scowl at me that I appeared in the opposite lane and made them notice.

Morons who think the first few seconds of their red light means oncoming must yield.

Businesses who ask me to wait while they answer the phone.

Stores with 10 check out lanes and lines 6 deep on two that are open.

Continuing would only serve to piss me off more so I’ll quit. Got lots more though.

Ppls that don’t see the yield signs at on ramps

That's nuthin. Around here about 90% of the tree sloths who shouldn't even by driving at all in the first place go everywhere like there's a glass of water that must not be spilled under penalty of death on the roof of their cars. I want a bumper mounted rocket launcher.

But the funny, good looking, great personality fat women in yoga pants are ok, right?

I didnt even think about the [bleep] that go through the drive through with their whole family in the car. If you can't drop your order in 20 seconds, go the fugg inside.

People who want me to listen to their rap music while I’m getting fuel.And last week I pulled up to the KFC waited a long time decided from the duck tape maybe speaker didn’t work so pulled up to the window girl said can’t take my order have to use the speaker same person who will talk to you anyway so I go all the way around and try again after awhile she says can I help you? But instead of being mad I can’t wait to go back and see what they do next it’s so stupid it’s entertaining every place in my little town is managed by morons.

People who drive cars with the gas filler neck on the right hand side. There should be a law against it!

At least 3 times a week. Different gas stations.

Can't pull out onto the street from a parking lot unless all 4 lanes of oncoming traffic is clear for 1/4 mile.

Loud tv commercials. Should be the volume as the program.

Asian drivers, Pride month, teens on Ebikes.

I gotta admit, I sometimes am this way (maybe not THAT bad, but somewhat). I have seen enough unpredictable and distracted drivers randomly change lanes when I am pulling out that I have learned to be really cautious.

Dimtards

Asian tourists who have NO concept of personal space are at the top of my list. The women also are largely opinionated and obnoxiously LOUD.

I don’t consider myself prejudice but I have noticed that demographic predictably behaves that way, with some exceptions I am sure.

Was at a outdoor event view point that was packed shoulder to shoulder 5 or 6 deep. We were near the front when here comes this Asian family bulldozing their way through the crowd right up to the front. No excuse me, no please, just bent on getting the best position and everyone else be damned.
I guess it maybe comes from them living in one of those overcrowded Asian schitholes where it's every man for himself.

Democrats,Liberals,John Kerry,Paul Ryan,Mike Pence,Nancy Pelosi and all of the rest of her little monkeys.FJB

People pulling out in front of me making me hard brake, when there's two miles of open road behind me and people who can't adjust their headlights to the same angle so even when they dim them, they're still searching the sky for planes and lastly the Millenials with their extra light bars cause they're scared to drive in the dark. They refuse to dim them or turn them off so I'm driving blind for two miles...God damn, I've turned into my dad.

Y'all take an aspirin and a percocet and lay down.

F'kheads who race to the grocery door to get ahead of you, then go into super-slow mode in mid aisle once inside. Especially the double wides....

I know what I want when I go in there, I generally know where it is, so get the hell out of my way and quit your lallygag "shopping" looking at every damn product, label, and price, and "visiting"

I hope they all starve.

Other than that, I have few other issues.

Yes.....you seem very well adjusted.

Yeah- I spaced thar one. few days ago I had to turn the volume up to 80 to hear the danged program, then down to 18 so the commercials didn't deafen me. Sure wish the controller had a mute button, but it doesn't. That was rather more extreme than most, admittedly.

The weekend at Walmart when I need to get something. We get probably half of Nogales Mexico starting on Friday through Sunday. It's a living hell especially when the Mexicans that come to shop are joined by the welfare recipients that just got their checks a EBT cards refilled.

Also when non-handicapped people take handicap parking spaces.
PJ

Does it help to pick your Walmart?

lots of options in Tucson.

Speedway and Kolb had a LOT of Older-Americans on Saturday.

Down by I-10 or I-19, I didn't even try.

I had forgotten that one.

Dodge Ram Crew cab towing 18' jon boat, so I parked way out, 90* to and across parking stripes, right at the end of the lane, with 7 or 8 empty spots just ahead, many more on other lanes.

In pulls a white BMW with CA plates, couple both dressed all in white. So close in front of my grill the woman could barely squeeze out. As they walked away I lowered my window and shouted "Hey" gesturing to his car.

He threw up his hands in a "What" motion and waked away.

I had to back up to get out of there.

Tempted, I was! All those keys on my ring, but no guts.

It’s ok, you are the better man!

350lb people sitting next to me on an airplane.
Just cause you can't stop eating fast food for lunch everyday doesn't mean I should have to rub up against your muffin top for a 3 hour flight.

Sorry Paul, I didn't know you were behind me. And by the way, that always makes me nervous......

Life is too short to get wrapped around the axle with details, I like to keep things simple:

People suck. Fuc k everybody.

MAMILs! (Middle Aged Men In Lycra) Heard that description from our motorcoach driver in Ireland where MAMILs are prevalent. He would pull up within a couple feet of their back tire as they huffed and puffed up the hills refusing to yield to faster traffic.

Years ago before flatscreens, we had a tv that automatically adjusted the volume of commercials to the same as the corresponding tv program. I wish that would have caught on.

My mother (rest her soul) was the worst, she would not think to even look for her check book until after she was told the amount. After she got to where she didn't need to be driving I would take her. Made her mad when I would order her to get her check book out and write everything but the amount while the stuff was being rung up. She always ran late for church, hair appointments, etc. The only thing she did fast was speeding on the way to an appointment. When I started driving her she would complain mightily that I needed to speed up. I told her more than once "I am over the speed limit now, should I just run into that car ahead of us". She told me that she always got behind someone like me when she tried to go somewhere. When she would get home she wouldn't even think about the door key until she was standing in front of the door.

Supper was always way after dark. I learned to cook at an early age.

Bless her heart, the only time she held a job was during WW2 when it was all hands on deck even if you were slow.

1). Getting carded for alcohol purchases. I'm ever bit of 62 years old.
2). People that don't wear watches and constantly dig their cell phone out to look at the time.
3). People that don't realize that their cell phone are portable and they can take them out of ear shot of everyone else.
4). Texting in the movies.
5). People that abandon their pets along the forest service roads!!!!

Most drivers with handicap plates.

I have not been to a movie in a theater in 15 years.
But the way that every action scene had to crank the volume to 10 used to really piss me off too...🤣

Grumpy old men...

teens riding quads and dirt bikes in town and breaking the rules of the road. and cops do nothing.

Sing ii right Gilligan!! It’s a “ 3 Hour Cruise” !!!!

McDoubles slathered with ketchup.

Speaking of fast food...

Just was at a Wendy's.

For the love of all things good, when you are 4th from the register, USE THAT TIME TO DECIDE WHAT YOU WANT!

It's not that difficult.

It's fast fůckin food

This, plus left-laners that are making a left turn and do their slowing down in said lane. They wait until the last second to move into the center/turn lane. The center lane is there for a reason; use it, dammit!

LOLOLOL

[bleep] that leave their shopping cart, in parking spaces !

Printers that run out of paper.

They always run out when I'm trying to print something.

Same with staplers.

The fact that the old hens of the fire actually think it's a hunting and shooting forum.

LOL

People that can't answer a yes or no question, without explaining their answer. It's YES or NO! Explanation not needed.

1. Dirt bikers and 4-wheelers in big groups popping wheelies down Main Street, even in heavy traffic, right past the local cops who are not allowed to pursue them.

What gives law enforcement the right to pick and choose what laws they will enforce? And how, then, can they justify issuing someone a ticket for any moving violation?

2. Again, off-roaders who think any piece of rural property, forest or fields, are their personal playground.

3. Parents who spend thousands on these vehicles for their kids knowing that places to legally ride them are few and far between.

Every square inch of land in this Country is owned by SOMEONE!

Real estate taxes.

We are either #1 or #2 highest in the country where I live. Taxed at $1.50 per $100.

Seeing people that look healthy enough parking in the Handicap parking spots. And the negros parking at the curb next to the front doors of the grocery store. There's some sorry no good for nothing people in this country, most are liberals and democrats, but I'm sure some are left lane campers.

Girls in the Boy Scouts! Fem -Nazis

Could you possible put the ketchup and mustard INSIDE the fuggin bun??!?!!?!?!?!?!?

People that buy fast food, & then complain about the quality of it !



Sorry Man, you teed it up, pretty high !

lololol

My, I had no idea I would release such a tsunami of angst with this thread.
I’m glad I could help you move through your pent up demons.
Please PM for my addy and consider sending a small donation in lieu of an expensive therapy visit.

Butter cookies

Haha, you got me, with that last time !

Fugger !

Lots of good ones on here..... my contribution will be....

being stationed at Ft. Bliss in El Paso Texas... I am the minority. I hate illegals... I hate having to press "2" for english when I call any local business. I hate all the MFers that drive around my country with a Mexican flag flying proud. If you're so damn proud the border is just south of here. Maybe you should go back home and try fixing your homeland instead of ruining mine to make it like yours.

Or people who answer a question with a question.

People that believe in democracy....

People that think there are three CO-EQUAL branches of our government!!!

And most of the other chitt people have listed already.

Oh yeah and people that use the word 'useage' instead of 'use'.......

Local restaurant the food is terrible and the portions are small.

You hit the nail on the head there!

Speed regulators.
I"Im going the damm speed limit and by God, so are you"

You know the ones that will back up line of traffic a mile long without pulling over.

Rude mfers.🔥🖕🔥

I want to hurt them.

Food processing companies and meat packers...moisture in a given product is inevitable, but c'mon do you arseholes think you are fooling anybody by selling a product literally awash in slime or bloody water? Do you arseholes think we will quit buying a better quality product if it is priced a little higher because you haven't boosted the net weight with liquid slime?
I opened a can of kidney beans yesterday, "S&W since 1896", 60% beans, 40% liquid slime. The liquid slime is not conducive to a 3 bean salad, so it's waste down the sink.

It's absolutely criminal, the loopholes in 'Country of Origin Labeling laws', COOL, permit foreign grown products to be included in processed foods sold here. Take a package of frozen stir fry veggies, the veggies can be foreign produced (they are, I bought a package of Birdseye stir fry the other day and researched it), but because they are blanched, then flash frozen and packaged, they are not required to label them as foreign. Birdseye in little tiny print admitted that some of the ingredients may have come from China.
F...king politicians will take money from any lobbyist for any thing.

Exactly why I hate round-abouts!

Did you miss the left lane campers thread?😂

A pound of bacon that only weighs 12 oz.

People that like to mix printed letters and cursive in a word. Pick one! Nobody can read your cursive anyway.

Also women that watch tons of cooking shows but can't cook and never even try.

Long ugly shorts on women (just wear pants).

People that act like a self checkout is a new experience.

Those that hit the brakes at a roundabout when the coast is clear.

Drivers that don't notice the 10 cars behind them and speed up at a good passing spot.

Whoever decided to put half the gas fillers on the wrong side of the car. Pick a side and stick with it.

Mouth-breathing schidtwits who stare right at the "Do Not Block Intersection" sign and block the cocksucking intersection. I'd like for Joy Behar to jack him off with a cheese grater and soothe his wounds with rubbing alcohol.

This one gripes the piss out of me. It's not just on roundabouts. It's on the interstate too. I was to the rear of a slow moving cab in the left lane today. No cars in his lane for 1/10th of a mile and he hit his brakes 6 times over a period of 2 minutes.

Jumbo welfare queens with 5 or 6 young children.

They stand or walk slowly down the middle of the street, sidewalk or store aisle.
Clueless, talking on their Obama phones
Children unsupervised, buzzing around like flies around fresh poop.

They block progress for anyone who knows where they are going.
You can’t pass them without risking contact with one of the dependents.

Not only do they not care, they seems to relish making everyone wait on them.

This one has come up several times, I’ve never given it much thought.
I just pull in front of them and let them back out.

Half empty chip bags full of air

Dude you pay by weight, air weighs nothing.

The air is to cushion your chips, so you don't get a bag of bits !

Shrinkflation.
They can’t just raise the price, they both raise the price and shrink the amount in the package.
The tissue box was $1 for 180, now it’s $1.25 for 160.

A woman that claims to be a Virgin and has 4 kids!

This one is good for 20 pages. Bitter old guys hate everything.

John Wayne toilet paper

Leftist... like you... hate them MFers

Tourons that came and stayed, everyone hates um.

Here we go

Gotta love my fans.

Did I mention phaaguts

Tell us more about your "land"
You do understand the reservation is as much your "land" as National forest is mine.... lmao

PEOPLE!

I don't hate young fellers like you. Your buttholes are nice and tight, and you back down on it with more enthusiasm.

Paul JFC🤦‍♂️

Hahaha!

Red Stripe beer.

Make a godddamn normal bottle!

Ain’t they similar to miller ponys

Posters ... that do not proof-read their inane , idiotic messages.

People who post nothing but links.

Peter puffers

Had a stupid old lady back into my truck yesterday that I treated like [bleep].
Did so for a few reasons.
No insurance.
Told me that she knows the cops can't do anything because it's on private property and she hit someone in a private lot a few months ago.
What's the difference between her and a drunk. Both have faulty faculties and chose to drive anyways.

Stupid people.
Politicians.
Inability to escape above.
Major Depression Disorder.

That's all for now.

Fingerless gloves aren't quite fingerless enough

Great example of such.

Don't know what a miller pony is but these are just like those Coors Banquet stubby bottles

Winning!

Don't know about "Kamo", But I do know that the overwhelming majority of those that I've encountered at the lake have been rude, inconsiderate, jabbering @$$holes.

People who post one-word replies

Plastic forks that break

Paper drinking straws.

^^^This^^^

My daughter in law is the sweetest human ever to inhabit planet earth. Her little dog I am in charge of watching this weekend came straight from the pits of hell!

Am slightly annoyed when members post about how shoppers in Wal-Mart, and other stores, block the "isles" of stores. This occurred at least twice in this thread.

An "isle" is a small island. Wal-Mart had aisles--as do other stores....

People that bitch.

People that don’t take the time to learn how to post pictures in the classifieds!

Yeaa, eye n0 wha9 ewe meen!

Dewly noted!

Inconsiderate Azzholes with an overflowing cart in the express checkout.

Same [bleep] then waits til every item is rung up to rummage through her purse for two minutes to find her checkbook and a pen...

They said they’d email them!


Sheesh

Ppl that pump $5 worth of gas and have a family reunion after😡

Nigkras with they phones on spkr

I try not to let much bother me anymore


A couple that are hard to ignore
Anybody from anywhere that moves/migrates to
a place, then carries on about how great things
were " back home " , but they left the paradise
and came to a place they'd rather not be
? ? ? ? ? ?

Hoodrats that go the obvious wrong way down a
narrow head-in parking aisle and back in a head-in
parking spot. Then when they leave, they give you
the stink eye when there's not enough room for
them to leave driving the obvious wrong way
even with brightly painted "this way" arrows
at each end of the aisle

Most of the rest of obvious stupidity I try
to ignore. The "you must hunt the way
I want to hunt " people used to bother me,
but I just write it off

Folks who Welsh on bets.

Is it a full Welch if your buddy pays it off?

People who feel the need to tell you they're getting a colonoscopy, prostate biopsy, or talk about anything else involving their aśśholes.

Absolutely. It's better to be the azzhole that they complain about.

Yes.

People who are self-congratulatory azzholes.

Amen

LMAO 😂

Ass holes that speed up in the passing lane and go below the speed limit when the road goes back to single lane.

Latest from this afternoon.
Grocery stores that have no carts inside and you have to go back out to the parking lot to shag one yourself, then after shopping you get to ring up your own items.
I expecting them to give me a call to come help unload the delivery truck or stock the shelves next.

This seems like a good time to ask, "What group of people do the best job of patting themselves on the back by proxy through patting others of their group on the back?".

Guys who tell jokes using a play on words???

I'm OK with your statement, as nothing bothers me anymore................ but

NASA and SCUBA divers might disagree with you.

They even weigh it in those killigrammny things you folks like.

NASA properties of air

OK,

Dissecting your crap, some;

So, 35.3146701116 cubic feet of air, weighs 2.7lbs !

Knowing this formula, how much air weight, is there in a 200gram (family size), bag of chips ?

I can't comment on chips, but I know that a bag of Cheetos will generate a metric shìt-ton of hot air

Phaagut preachers

Locksmiths !

🤷‍♂️

When I got laid off, I thought learning locksmithing would open some doors for me.

LOL

I thought y’all were of the same Coffey drinking club

Coughee

16 year old girls who are texting on their phones while weaving in and out of a column of multi million dollar military equipment and all I can do is watch, pucker and tell my drivers to stay calm.

laughing here!

and Paul, I think your calcs are correct but we may want to run that by mathman.

Ahh...you have driven in Australia!

Ah, but the bags are filled with nitrogen gas to keep the chips fresh, not atmospheric air. Back to the calculator you go.

Well scheidt.

prolly going to have to find out how pure the N is so we can get a real good handle on it. Just a little O in there would throw things off.

Since retiring I don't let much bother me. Bristoe - 10 or so.

You guys been following my wife on heavy interstate? Stop it right now!!!

I just close my eyes and pretend to sleep.

No way in hell I'm driving!

Let's add oh so important yuppies who rush up to the head of a lane merge and expect to be let in. Get in damn correct lane to start with.

Road construction zones where the cones and reduced speed signs go up and absolutely no work starts for 3 or 4 weeks.

Laughing.....!

Fatt azz black woman in a electric cart with her daughter pushing two grocery carts full of food
Me- buying only what I can afford looking at her cart knowing I'm paying for hers also.

People driving the speed limit in the left lane...get the [bleep] out of the way.

Clerk at the clothing store: "Did you find everything okay?"

What the piss is that supposed to mean your air-headed slut?

I didn't come looking for "everything."

You don't have "everything."

If I was looking for "everything" and you had "everything" does it look like this is "everything" in my one goddam hand?

What does it even mean to find anything "okay?"

How about "did you find what you came for" Miss Ditzy?

She was just asking if you scored in the men’s dressing room or bathroom. 😂😂😂

Democrats saying their moving out of California because it’s become socialistic!!

Chick thoughts.^^^^^^

The massive destruction of N.C. rural land being destroyed to provide housing for transient democrats from large urban areas. They just won’t quit coming.

Gotta say, this would fall pretty low on my list of things to be pissed about.

LMAO !

Please tell me you have it in you to get pissed when a business has double entry doors and only unlocks one side.

I only need one to get in. Try one, if it doesn’t work, try the other. Usually the right hand door since most peeps are right handed and reach for that handle first.

Office I worked at for 30 years had double doors and only unlocked the right, because the left was a pain to lock and unlock every day, and the only time we needed it open was when bringing in large items like photocopiers. We didn’t tend to get the grocery store double-wides coming into the building either.

Meh, Im OK, For all the good it does? Carry on.

Wow, some of you are wound up pretty tight. Now about that air bubble that they put inside the tooth paste tube...

If they ever manage to get outside of Raleigh-Durham or Charlotte, they think they're in the "country".

It’s entirely possible, if not likely, that many of the posters have their tongue planted in their cheek as they post.

What?
This stuff is dead serious buddy. Cleanse your psyche, banish the demons, reboot.