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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
People who have given up...and try to get others to be bitches like them.
yep and also people who take forever to turn off the road and who dont give their signal light while your waiting to get on the road,, also when they drive slow and when you pass them ,they wake the fk up and stay on your ass


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Sometimes I like to tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

That's just how I roll.

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Liberal dicksuckers like hosfly ^^^

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Originally Posted by StoneCutter
Fat chicks in bikinis.
We’ll not all are bad!


Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.

The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.

Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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Originally Posted by Reloder28
Originally Posted by NVhntr
People who park at the gas pumps than go in the Stop n Go and shop for half an hour.

In gasoline cars at the diesel pump.


Originally Posted by NVhntr
The old farts that take 15 minutes to pee in a crowded restroom when you’re sweating from having to piss so bad.

So is the old fart.
"When I was a young man, I use to pee in a high arc. Now, I gotta kinda watch my feet."
Phil Robertson

Had an old guy tell me he took half a Viagra a day to keep from pizzing on his shoes.

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Q-Bitches like hosfly

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Old fuggers with nothing better to do than to bitch and moan on an Internet forum.

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Originally Posted by JeffA
Originally Posted by Valsdad
I have no complaints

I love everyone

I love everything

I adopted a different attitude recently,

Everythin is copacetic

chill dudes


THC induced posting.
I’m gonna havta try me some of that thc one of these days!

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I got one!
Weatherman on tee vee telling me to wear a coat in January!
I got that much figgered out there whippersnapper!!!

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When you know a full 2 miles in advance that your lane is ending, please wait until the last second and slam on your brakes to try and weasel into a line of cars.


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Originally Posted by FatCity67
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It's been over an hour now.

Probably ain't gonna work no matter how much longer you abuse that thing.

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Standing in line to get on the bus (and actually paying). Numb nuts wait until they get on the bus to fish for their Metrocard or change.

Waiting in line while Lawanda or Sally mae chews the fat with her cousin the cashier.

We run a club/pistol range. It's $3 to shoot all day long. Pinky ring types show up with $100 bills.
We usually send them to the cash machine in the bar. They gotta pay the $2.35 for a withdrawal .

People running red lights. I pray for a TBONE by a garbage truck.




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Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
Dumbfugks that are surprised that after being rung up in the check out line they have to pay. Really you mouth-breathing fugkwit? You worked your way to the register from 5 customers deep, stood in line for 5 minutes while some goddam waterhead tried to find pink grapfruit on the code sheet, let her finish ringing everything up, then you decide to fumble fugk your way through your fifty five gallon purse to look for your check book. Go jam a glowing hot fire poker up your pisshole you hideous holstein.
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I read the thread title and this very thing was the first I thought of.. but I don't think I would have come up with that language to describe it! Funny as h3ll

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Strings on charcoal bags!!!!!


Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!

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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
People who have given up...and try to get others to be bitches like them.
Oh my!


The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)

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Asian fishermen mad


Your life is made up of two dates and a dash, Make the most of the dash.
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Originally Posted by NVhntr
Originally Posted by Valsdad
I have no complaints

I love everyone

I love everything

I adopted a different attitude recently,

Everythin is copacetic

chill dudes

Don’t hold it in man, you’ll pop.
It's cool bruh

nuthin to hold in.

just let all the bad stuff go

roll right off

all them jerks are someone's children.


The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)

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Originally Posted by gregintenn
Originally Posted by JeffA
Originally Posted by Valsdad
I have no complaints

I love everyone

I love everything

I adopted a different attitude recently,

Everythin is copacetic

chill dudes


THC induced posting.
I’m gonna havta try me some of that thc one of these days!

never heard of it


The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)

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nasty fat women wearing yoga pants.

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Ya'll fuggs learned how to use a round about, yet ??


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