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The left lane campers thread was just a start.
There seems to be a lot of pent up frustration on the campfire of late; cabin fever maybe?
Why limit it to the left lane? Go ahead and relieve your burden by telling us what else pushes your buttons.

I’ll start:
People who park at the gas pumps than go in the Stop n Go and shop for half an hour.
Shopping cart jams at the Costco samples stations.
The old farts that take 15 minutes to pee in a crowded restroom when you’re sweating from having to piss so bad.
Asian shoppers at Costco.
Your neighbors dog that barks the entire time your in your back yard.
Complainers on the Campfire. Oops

Fat women on scooters blocking the aisles in WalMart!

Fat chicks in bikinis.

When I bring my beer to the checkout counter, them sumbitches want me to pay for it!!

When my guys push snow off the parking lot and pile it on the sidewalk.

When my wife calls me on my cell phone when I'm in the back yard instead of just sticking her head out of the door to talk to me. She did that yesterday when I was out back shoveling snow.

Mailboxes getting broke into!!!!!

In gasoline cars at the diesel pump.



So is the old fart.
"When I was a young man, I use to pee in a high arc. Now, I gotta kinda watch my feet."
Phil Robertson

Especially in the supplemental vitamins and minerals aisle.

Jim Conrad, he really gets my blood boiling

😂

Obviously……left lane campers

Using your excellent examples

Gas pump inconsiderate a$$wipes
Costco car jams- living rural, our Costco is in a smaller city…..no significant jams
Costco Asians - shopping in small city….. few, very few Asians
Neighbors barking dogs - see living rural

I guess I should be happy…….why am I not! 😉🤪 memtb

Dumbfugks that are surprised that after being rung up in the check out line they have to pay. Really you mouth-breathing fugkwit? You worked your way to the register from 5 customers deep, stood in line for 5 minutes while some goddam waterhead tried to find pink grapfruit on the code sheet, let her finish ringing everything up, then you decide to fumble fugk your way through your fifty five gallon purse to look for your check book. Go jam a glowing hot fire poker up your pisshole you hideous holstein.

Phuq, I got you all beat!
Although the state would never admit it, I know Goddang well that there’s a magnetic strip hidden in my DL that switches the green lights to red as I approach.
Penny accused me of”lollygagging”, but I know that it’s a conspiracy against me!😀
Reon

Millions of illegals running across our southern border.

Your turn's coming. I hope that someday you're in a big hurry and it just won't come. Just remember this thread as you're wringing it to take a pee.
As the prostate gets older, it gets bigger and squeezes off the urethra. It can't be helped. Maybe someday you'll be one who finally has a session where it won't come at all. That's a painful trip to the ER for a catheter.
At least I've never been even close to that point but it happened to a friend at 3am one night.

Joe Biden and the Marxists that are pulling his strings.

Order pickers at K-Rogers with the huge carts blocking 50% of the aisles.

I read the thread title and this very thing was the first I thought of.. but I don't think I would have come up with that language to describe it! Funny as h3ll

Waiting in the driveway of the grocery store parking lot to park 2 spaces closer. All just to go inside and walk up and down every isle. That 20' really makes a difference. lol

Ultra safe 10mph drivers on snowy roads. They are more dangerous than the idiots hauling ass. Just somewhere in the middle please.

Entitled assrabbits that have 2000 dollar cellphones that will not put them away during instructional time but try to "skirt" the rules by texting and chatting with them hidden between their legs or under their skirts. You have to call them on it but they complain that you are looking in the wrong places and violated their privacy. Parents think that their little baby can do no wrong and doesn't have a problem with cell phone addiction. Administrators check off every student with a phone in your class. I am glad that this is my final run. It is just like figuring out what their name of the day and sex of the day is. Sorry I shouldn't get pissed about it but it is there.