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When I get a scratchoff, I borrow a quarter off the red dot gal behind the counter and scratch it right there at the register. That way if I win, I can just trade it for more scratchoffs.
I think them gals at the register are sweet on me. Need to put on some Brut next time I go in there.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Having to pay, at the pump, to put gas in my work truck, only to have the receipt printer roll empty.
Now I gotta go inside, to get a fuel receipt !
Fugg, shouldn't have quit smoking, yesterday. I take a picture of the pump. text or email. No going in for me. All they need is a record. Thats what they get.
We can keep Larry Root and all his idiotic blabber and user names on here, but we can't get Ralph back..... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over....
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Parking way out in a parking lot and some jackwad parks right next to me. Have to squeeze my ass through my door so I don’t bang their door.
My buddy had it happen to him in a Walmart parking lot.
Guy was out of his car talking on the phone. Buddy asked him to move his car. Guy flipped him off. Wrong thing to do, Buddy layed him out. Oh thats so smart. Guess he got an assault charge then. Way to many idiots in this world.
We can keep Larry Root and all his idiotic blabber and user names on here, but we can't get Ralph back..... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over....
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Campfire Ranger
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Sunday drivers 7 days a week
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Medical personnel pulling electrodes off, pulling out my chest hairs.
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. -Ernest Hemingway
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.-- Edward John Phelps
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Campfire Ranger
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The parking at the pump thing is so that the guy can go into the store to get some beer and that way it looks like just a fill up.
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Campfire Ranger
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When I get a scratchoff, I borrow a quarter off the red dot gal behind the counter and scratch it right there at the register. That way if I win, I can just trade it for more scratchoffs.
I think them gals at the register are sweet on me. Need to put on some Brut next time I go in there. Pro tip - use Hai Karate
"To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical." -- Thomas Jefferson
We are all Rhodesians now.
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Campfire Kahuna
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HeeHaw, Gloom,, despair, and agony on me.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Smokers throwing cigarette butts out the window in the heat of summer...🖕
Proud NRA Life Member
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Smokers throwing cigarette butts out the window in the heat of summer...🖕f'n c-suckers.
Proud NRA Life Member
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Campfire Oracle
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Suckers on the Fire who can't stand Believers and develop uncontrollable animosity so gang up and attack them supposedly for other reasons since they are too chicken schiett to just come out and tell the truth about the fact they don't like someone because they are a Believer.  
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
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Campfire Oracle
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Smokers throwing cigarette butts out the window in the heat of summer...🖕f'n c-suckers. Hanging is too good.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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Campfire Ranger
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Dumbfugks that are surprised that after being rung up in the check out line they have to pay. Really you mouth-breathing fugkwit? You worked your way to the register from 5 customers deep, stood in line for 5 minutes while some goddam waterhead tried to find pink grapfruit on the code sheet, let her finish ringing everything up, then you decide to fumble fugk your way through your fifty five gallon purse to look for your check book. Go jam a glowing hot fire poker up your pisshole you hideous holstein. Wow dude a big +1 to that!
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Old people who turn corners like they're hauling a load of nitro. They damn near come to a stop. Someone was doing this - my friend rolled my passenger side window down and yelled ''don't flip it''. I always think of that whenever someone turns off super slow.
PRESIDENT TRUMP 2024/2028 !!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Bristoe
The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.
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Going through a drive through fast food. Usually a woman and a bunch a kids. They order talking Spanish , they have to ask the kids what they want , 15 minutes later they pull forward to pay. They pull up about 3 feet away from the pay window, they can’t reach to pay or get their food. Then there is the ones that go inside to order and wash their hands in the soda machine. The bonus is when they change a baby diaper in the parking lot and throw it on the pavement. Very Classy !!!
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Campfire Ranger
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Mutha fuqkas gossiping in the grocery store isle 🤬
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Ya'll fuggs learned how to use a round about, yet ?? This is America. We drive on the correct side of the road and we don't need no stinkin' roundabouts I hope Trump pulls all federal road funding to any jurisdiction that wants to install any more of those abominations Thought youse was letting it, just, roll off ?  It's cool,no problemo amigo del norte not really a complaint................................ just a statement of the facts in a calm and measured voice. chill baby, chill
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
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Suckers on the Fire who can't stand Believers and develop uncontrollable animosity so gang up and attack them supposedly for other reasons since they are too chicken schiett to just come out and tell the truth about the fact they don't like someone because they are a Believer. Yeah we know Jag, if we don’t drink the Q-laid we’re all going to hell. You’re up early today.
Let's Go Brandon! FJB
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