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A movie about Conservatives Wilding out in DC .Be headings,hangings and good nature`d mayhem.
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an accurate movie on Custers Last Stand would be nice
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They need to make a porno movie about a Sports Illustrated editor that gets shipwrecked on an island with several plus size swimsuit models and he has to provide his sexual services to all of them!!! Even the tranny? No trannies! Just fat chicks!! 😂
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Last Stand of the Tin Can Sailors, I guess the CGI is good enough now.
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Son's of Katie Elder remake, oh boy. Here's the new "sons"
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Id like to see a movie or series of movies about a spy. Make him British and give him really cool gadgets.
Also make him licensed to kill
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I've always thought a movie about Jim Corbett's book Man Eaters of Kumaon. With special effects now they could make it pretty entertaining I would think. The story of Patterson's Tsavo lions, "Ghost and the Darkness" was a bit disappointing to me. They inserted too much Hollywood.
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How about a movie about a big city girl working as a high-powered lawyer, or as an editor for some prestigious rag. She inherits the family farm and has to leave work early on Friday to go back home to 'sign some papers" so the family legacy can be whored out on the open market.
While there, she runs into Clyde, a male supermodel with an Ivy League degree, that gave it all up to split firewood and clean horse stalls. He likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.
At first the interactions are awkward, each finding the other repulsive and annoying. Then magic happens when firewood guy reveals he's been caring for a band of wayward otters that somehow ended up living in his hottub. His descriptions of cleaning up after the fish feeding frenzies and charming smells of horse stalls and rotting fish carcasses reels the city girl right into his stable, where he shamelessly plugs up every hole she knew about and some she didn't.
She dumps skinny jeans guy back home and settles into Mayberry where she opens a fantasy book store specializing in romantic novels. He remodels the barn loft to include running water and a 4x6 veranda and they eventually wed under the barn lean-to, you know, because it rained that day. They laugh and fall in the pigpen embraced in a hot, passionate kiss.
The pigs find them and kill them. By morning, there's nothing left but clothing. Roy, you missed your calling as a Screen play writer! Alan C, you are correct. Fireball 2 definitely has possibilities in Hollywood. Were I not such an upstanding, ethical fellow, I'd just lift Fireball2's dynamite scenario and write the screenplay myself. But alas, not being a Democrat, I vowed long ago not to plagiarize another writer's work. Sounds, however, like it would make a super nova box office hit for Disney. L.W.
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Son's of Katie Elder remake, oh boy. They did. It was called "Four Brothers" and starred Mark Wahlberg.
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It's impossible to do an entertaining Civil War movie these days, but I always thought a movie about John Hunt Morgan's big raid up into Ohio and West Virginia would be good.
Another good one would be about Boone's escape and the siege of Boonesborough.
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" We put up a fence to keep the terrorists out and the government took it down."
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I just read a book by Ivan Doig, The Sea Runners, an incredible tale of determination and survival of the escape of indentured laborers from the Russians..from Petersburg AK to the Washington coast. The bare skeleton of this tale is true. But alas, Hollywood must have female leads in every movie.
Well this is a fine pickle we're in, should'a listened to Joe McCarthy and George Orwell I guess.
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In all seriousness, I'd love for them (whomever "them" is) to make a 110% factual movie about Carlos Hathcock's time in the service. No Hollywood interpretation....just facts.
The movie "Sniper" supposedly draws from his experience but is such a joke I refuse to watch it.
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A GOOD movie about Daniel Boone. But that will NEVER happen.
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Col. Peter Ortiz; USMC,OSS, French Foreign Legion, actor. His exploits in WW2 were more dashing than Errol Flynn.
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Col. Peter Ortiz; USMC,OSS, French Foreign Legion, actor. His exploits in WW2 were more dashing than Errol Flynn. And movie star! 😉 How many Navy Crosses he get??
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I just read a book by Ivan Doig, The Sea Runners, an incredible tale of determination and survival of the escape of indentured laborers from the Russians..from Petersburg AK to the Washington coast. The bare skeleton of this tale is true. But alas, Hollywood must have female leads in every movie. That sounds good
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A movie about the rooftop Koreans, but directed by Michael Bay and embellished with them mowing down thugs with their crew-served weapons from their convenience stores.
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A serious major production movie about John Wesley Hardin not that grade B crap. The Lawless Breed with the homo was ok but not authentic or accurate...
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How about a movie about a big city girl working as a high-powered lawyer, or as an editor for some prestigious rag. She inherits the family farm and has to leave work early on Friday to go back home to 'sign some papers" so the family legacy can be whored out on the open market.
While there, she runs into Clyde, a male supermodel with an Ivy League degree, that gave it all up to split firewood and clean horse stalls. He likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.
At first the interactions are awkward, each finding the other repulsive and annoying. Then magic happens when firewood guy reveals he's been caring for a band of wayward otters that somehow ended up living in his hottub. His descriptions of cleaning up after the fish feeding frenzies and charming smells of horse stalls and rotting fish carcasses reels the city girl right into his stable, where he shamelessly plugs up every hole she knew about and some she didn't.
She dumps skinny jeans guy back home and settles into Mayberry where she opens a fantasy book store specializing in romantic novels. He remodels the barn loft to include running water and a 4x6 veranda and they eventually wed under the barn lean-to, you know, because it rained that day. They laugh and fall in the pigpen embraced in a hot, passionate kiss.
The pigs find them and kill them. By morning, there's nothing left but clothing. I thought it was every show on the Hallmark Channel, until.that last part.
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